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Trucido
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| http://www3.kingdomofloathing.com/static.php?id=whatiskol wrote: | An Adventurer is You!
Choose from one of six intoxicating character classes, including:
The Seal Clubber
Seal Clubbers hail from the frigid Northlands, because one character class always hails from the frigid Northlands. They rely on their Muscle to survive.
The Accordion Thief
The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."
Places to go, People to see
The Kingdom is broad and deep. Visit such picturesque zones as:
Danger!
The Kingdom contains scores of terrifying monsters. Among them are:
The ferocious Sabre-Toothed Lime!
The menacing Booze Giant!
And hordes of fierce Ninja Snowmen!
Fat Loot!
Hundreds of usable and equippable items fill the dungeons and wildernesses of the Kingdom, including:
Meatloaf Helmet
This is a helmet made out of meatloaf. You feel like a Bat out of Hell when you wear it. You would do anything for this helmet (but you won't do that.)
Filthy Corduroys
This is a pair of filthy corduroys. They're filthy because they came from the wardrobe of a filthy, filthy hippy.
Gnollish Autoplunger
This is a Gnollish Autoplunger. It can be used to quickly unclog toilets, or to lay a foul-smelling smack down on someone or something.
eXtreme Mittens
This is a pair of eXtreme mittens. They'll keep your hands eXtremely warm, without interfering with that which separates you from the animals -- your lack of razor-sharp claws.
Step Inside!
So, if any of this appeals to you, why not create a character and come join the game? We guarantee you'll be glad you did. |
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Willy
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:44 pm Post subject: |
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| An Adventurer is Me.
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HackOtaku
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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| KalenTheSpanner wrote: | | http://www3.kingdomofloathing.com/static.php?id=whatiskol wrote: | An Adventurer is You!
Choose from one of six intoxicating character classes, including:
The Seal Clubber
Seal Clubbers hail from the frigid Northlands, because one character class always hails from the frigid Northlands. They rely on their Muscle to survive.
The Accordion Thief
The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."
Places to go, People to see
The Kingdom is broad and deep. Visit such picturesque zones as:
Danger!
The Kingdom contains scores of terrifying monsters. Among them are:
The ferocious Sabre-Toothed Lime!
The menacing Booze Giant!
And hordes of fierce Ninja Snowmen!
Fat Loot!
Hundreds of usable and equippable items fill the dungeons and wildernesses of the Kingdom, including:
Meatloaf Helmet
This is a helmet made out of meatloaf. You feel like a Bat out of Hell when you wear it. You would do anything for this helmet (but you won't do that.)
Filthy Corduroys
This is a pair of filthy corduroys. They're filthy because they came from the wardrobe of a filthy, filthy hippy.
Gnollish Autoplunger
This is a Gnollish Autoplunger. It can be used to quickly unclog toilets, or to lay a foul-smelling smack down on someone or something.
eXtreme Mittens
This is a pair of eXtreme mittens. They'll keep your hands eXtremely warm, without interfering with that which separates you from the animals -- your lack of razor-sharp claws.
Step Inside!
So, if any of this appeals to you, why not create a character and come join the game? We guarantee you'll be glad you did. |
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Mychilli
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Me and my friend used to play that
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Hero
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Willy wrote: | | An Adventurer is Me. |
ill take that adventure
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WhyDoYouAsk
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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sounds pretty gay.
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Mychilli
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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| i was prettycool when i was 15
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gogodr
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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| ok have just played it a while , its boring as hell >.<
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Habufe
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| fuck u gogodr
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