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[TUT] Answering Lifes Questions [FORNOOBS] and YOU! PICS!!!
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Trucido
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:59 am    Post subject: [TUT] Answering Lifes Questions [FORNOOBS] and YOU! PICS!!! Reply with quote

In this tut we will be exploring and answering everything you need to know in this universe.


Faqs.

Q.Will using this tut get me laid?
A.YES!, multipul times! from your bestfriends girlfriend.

Q.But i dont have any friends...
A.Don't worrie emo fag, we help with that too!

Q.How do h4xx0r teh 1337 gamz0rz like teh mapleFAGstory?
A.Patience young one it will all be explained...

Q.Will i get free gay pr0n from 1337 pay sites?
A.erm, sure just keep reading...


T3h Tut...


Firstly, for answering all lifes mysteries we will be needing...

1. A Computer.
2. A Brain.
3. Brain Must Have IQ Of 4+


Ok now that were all set, heres how to answer everything you ever needed to know.

Step 1.
Open Internet Explorer/Fire fox/Opera/Safari

Step 2.

Scan your encephalon for memories of how to spell, scan for the word "Google" enter this into you browsers Uniform Resource Locator bar and press the "Enter Key"

Allternativly you can also click this hyperlink to access the website which will open the website with all the answers.
www.google.com

Step 3.
Using google.

Step Number 3 is optional.

Thankyou for supporting KalenTheSpanners 1337 tut to everything.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING! GTFO NOOB.
This is a serious matter and i belive it should be stickied!

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Trucido
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

From now on, when ever anyone needs answers.
send them here.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too short. Not original enough. Type "Lol" in google for some fun.

Lol (I'm Disappointed)

EDIT: Don't use the color red/cyan(Colour, for you british/foreign savages).

Reasons:
1. It burns.
2. It distracts me from some quality pr0n time.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

THEN ADD TO IT PERSON WITH LOW AMOUNT OF PIGMENT IN THEIR SKIN
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

u must be really bored =\
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Volcom's Ston3d wrote:
u must be really stoned =\


Fix'd.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol i got -repped =[ for my 1337 tut!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lolz
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lame
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LawliPop wrote:
Volcom's Ston3d wrote:
u must be really stoned =\


Fix'd.

y thank u
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

who u get a siggy under ur words
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:32 am    Post subject: Re: [TUT] Answering Lifes Questions [FORNOOBS] and YOU! PICS Reply with quote

KalenTheSpanner wrote:
3. Brain Must Have IQ Of 4+


well i am screwed then

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