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HitIer
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Was at the store today, random girl behind me starts talking to herself
"I don't have any money, I want to buy chocolates"
I pretend not to hear anything and pick up a galaxy bar out of nervousness
Then she actually walks up to me and faces me, asks "Who are you?"
I stand there confused, then she goes on to say
"I don't know you"
Me: "I don't know you either"
Then she walks away, muttering "Ugh, I hate my parents, they didn't give me any money"
I came home and realized, dude, this was the first time a girl ever approached you like that, with eye contact and all, you should have bought her the damn candy bar.
Man, that sucks so much. The probability of what happened today is like less than 0.5%
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ControlAltDelete
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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like dustin at the prepubescent candy store
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Channel GannoK
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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| ControlAltDelete wrote: | | like dustin at the prepubescent candy store |
what does that have to do with anything related to this thread? you're literally just talking shit for no reason lol
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TheIndianGuy
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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| GannoK wrote: | | ControlAltDelete wrote: | | like dustin at the prepubescent candy store |
what does that have to do with anything related to this thread? you're literally just talking shit for no reason lol |
have you noticed how angry he gets at me lately every time i respond to him.
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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>i should have bought a girl chocolate because im a pathetic loser that bends at a females will when she walks up to me and makes eye contact
-u
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TheIndianGuy
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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| dude now you're going to be single the rest of your life.
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Nirojan
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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| this makes me feel like im not autistical
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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| TheIndianGuy wrote: | | GannoK wrote: | | ControlAltDelete wrote: | | like dustin at the prepubescent candy store |
what does that have to do with anything related to this thread? you're literally just talking shit for no reason lol |
have you noticed how angry he gets at me lately every time i respond to him. |
he used to be cool and funny, now hes just trying to be cool and funny
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TheIndianGuy
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Antagonist wrote: | | TheIndianGuy wrote: | | GannoK wrote: | | ControlAltDelete wrote: | | like dustin at the prepubescent candy store |
what does that have to do with anything related to this thread? you're literally just talking shit for no reason lol |
have you noticed how angry he gets at me lately every time i respond to him. |
he used to be cool and funny, now hes just trying to be cool and funny |
his idea of cool and funny has changed. before he was being himself and people liked that. now he's a tryhard.
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HitIer
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Oh and btw, that hazelnut bar is still freezing in my refrigerator, I didn't feel like eating it last night
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lmfao, on reddit i'd get banned |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 1:58 am Post subject: |
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| Brolock wrote: | >i should have bought a girl chocolate because im a pathetic loser that bends at a females will when she walks up to me and makes eye contact
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BreakinGods
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| Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 3:16 am Post subject: |
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| Instead of buying the chocolate you should have just said "Hey if you like candy so much I've got loads in the back of my van."
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HitIer
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| BreakinGods wrote: | | Instead of buying the chocolate you should have just said "Hey if you like candy so much I've got loads in the back of my van." |
She looked underage; My girlfriend would have been seriously hurt if she found out (and small town gossip would allow her to find out in just a few hours)
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With self driving cars, CE can work in real life
| t328163 wrote: | | Your username derives from the fact that this site cannot format special characters lol. |
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lmfao, on reddit i'd get banned |
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TheIndianGuy
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| Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 11:31 am Post subject: |
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| trys to save self of the shame by making up imaginary girlfriend
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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| ` wrote: | | BreakinGods wrote: | | Instead of buying the chocolate you should have just said "Hey if you like candy so much I've got loads in the back of my van." |
She looked underage; My girlfriend would have been seriously hurt if she found out (and small town gossip would allow her to find out in just a few hours) |
max faggot
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