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deleted19776
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:50 pm    Post subject: Who's going to get laid tonight? Reply with quote

I'm not. My school's full of uptight fuglies. Go and make me envious.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I swear I was going to write "Not you"

I was also kinda expecting the post to say "Not you"

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Your username derives from the fact that this site cannot format special characters lol.


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lmfao, on reddit i'd get banned
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I swear I was going to write "Not you"

I was also kinda expecting the post to say "Not you"

So what's it gonna be bro?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got laid this morning and it was the best all week, but that just means im not getting laid tonight or tomorrow even most likely :<
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Still saving my virginity. No one worth losing it too. :^)
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(dib1500) wrote:
Still saving my virginity. No one worth losing it too. :^)


Idiot, when you find someone with whom your virginity is worth losing to, you won't know shit and you'll fail from lack of experience.

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lmfao, on reddit i'd get banned
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not me. FML.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I met a girl with huge bouncy tits and I let her escape :(
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheIndianGuy wrote:
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(dib1500) wrote:
Still saving my virginity. No one worth losing it too. :^)


Idiot, when you find someone with whom your virginity is worth losing to, you won't know shit and you'll fail from lack of experience.


hell fuck a younger girl who also lacks experience not saying she hasnt fucked before but if hes not a complete moron hell quickly pick up on what turns her on more and shell be impressed.

on a side note deeply regret not fucking that 12 yo cutie that was obsessed with me. but at the time she had no desire for sex. probably could have got her to do it for me but something inside me told me it was wrong.


I personally dig older women, idk maybe it's because they don't mind body/facial hair as much as younger girls? Maybe it's the other way around, depends on the individual I suppose.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

asexual master race
becoming wizard
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was asexual, got gf, she enjoys all the attention she gets. I like getting mine but don't really care and it's usually an hour or so into things when I do.

No longer asexual I guess but still a form of wizard.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you dont stop being asexual , its not an excuse for being a virgin, just like gay people dont just stop being gay if they fuck the opposite sex

wizard is virgin at age 30, you cant be any form of wizard with gf
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brolock wrote:
you dont stop being asexual , its not an excuse for being a virgin, just like gay people dont just stop being gay if they fuck the opposite sex

wizard is virgin at age 30, you cant be any form of wizard with gf


"Asexuality (or nonsexuality)[1][2][3] is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone, or low or absent interest in sexual activity."

Which is what I was, through 3 or so girlfriends over the last 6 years until this one.

But all this is going to turn into is "Dude, no you're totally not asexual, I'M asexual." "No dude swear I was." "Nah man, I'm clearly the more asexual here."

I had no interest in sexual activity, got this gf, now I do have an interest but don't care what I get, been like that for 3 months.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it wont turn into that because it has a clear definition you just posted
you got a gf while having lack of sexual attraction? if you were asexual you wouldnt have had a gf

unless you dont know the definition of gf or sexual attraction
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheIndianGuy wrote:
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(dib1500) wrote:
Still saving my virginity. No one worth losing it too. :^)


Idiot, when you find someone with whom your virginity is worth losing to, you won't know shit and you'll fail from lack of experience.


hell fuck a younger girl who also lacks experience not saying she hasnt fucked before but if hes not a complete moron hell quickly pick up on what turns her on more and shell be impressed.

on a side note deeply regret not fucking that 12 yo cutie that was obsessed with me. but at the time she had no desire for sex. probably could have got her to do it for me but something inside me told me it was wrong.


are you being serious or is this real bait, i'm not used to seeing a master in this environment

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