Cheat Engine

TheIndianGuy · Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 5:59 pm Post subject: so it's decided

it's really fucking hard for me to stay sober in general. i'm not talking about just heroin because i'm not even fiending it anymore and i don't even consider heroin as an option when i want to get high right now.

but now that i'm sober i still have this strong desire to get high in some way. this means that smoking a little bit of weed or drinking some satisfies this desire. however, i can't smoke weed or any drugs because of probation. and i don't have any money to afford alcohol.

therefore i've decided to make alcohol at home the only way i know how...

taking three oranges, removing from peels and breaking up the oranges into a mush and putting into a bag or something to hold them for about a week. in the beginning of the week i'll feed the oranges some sugar but then just let them sit, maybe surround the bag with hot water to help it cook better.

after a week i'll have finished making that kicker, it will smell of alcohol, have fermented and its ready. next step i'll add like 6 cups worth of steaming hot water to like a milk jug or something, add the kicker into the milk jug, add a whole bunch of sugar (koolaid is a good source as it has a lot of sugar and the tropical punch flavor adds good taste to the end product) can also add extra plain sugar and that's what i'm doing.

then you're going to want to let your potion sit for about 3-4 days. during this time it's going to produce a lot of gas so make sure you have a way to deal with this otherwise you're shit is going to explode from pressure and lose your delicious juice.

oh yeah, and you can reuse the kicker which is better to do than restarting cuz it will make the alcohol a little stronger. won't continue to progressively get stronger and stronger and stronger but it's better than a brand new one.

time to start.

PUSHEAX_PUSHEAX · Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:04 pm Post subject:

Making prison alcohol as a free man, that's a new one.

TheIndianGuy · Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:23 pm Post subject:

no money, don't want to ask people for money (illegal), don't want to steal from stores (also illegal) have all the materials.

i just applied for a job at walmart so if i get that job i'll have money soon enough to not have to do this shit.

PUSHEAX_PUSHEAX · Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 7:09 pm Post subject:

br0l0ck · Cheater Reputation: 63 Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 38

3 oranges is like the same cost as alcohol
99cent 40oz's bro

or you could just make jenkem

TheIndianGuy · Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:25 pm Post subject:

HitIer · Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:16 am Post subject:

Travel to India, some of the mountainy areas where they have shops are so damn beautiful, and shits really cheap there.

Also, I'm not sure about this bit, but Uruguay recently successfully defended nature. So I think you can grow your own there without pigs knocking on your door begging for some.

TheIndianGuy · Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:20 am Post subject:

can't even leave my county which means i can't leave the state, which means i can't leave the country. and india is fun to visit, but wouldn't want to stay very long or live there.

HitIer · Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:23 am Post subject:

TheIndianGuy · Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:24 am Post subject:

i'm on felony probation. trying to stay out of jail.

HitIer · Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:58 am Post subject:

clash of clans hacks · Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:03 am Post subject:

Why not just drink mouthwash to get drunk?

shitposter · Newbie cheater Reputation: 5 Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 13

Being sober sucks

Deleted User 197371 · Guest

I really just wanna buy you a couple of tallboys to save you from doing all of this. Dang

TheIndianGuy · Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:34 pm Post subject: