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HitIer
How do I cheat?
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| Shrooms wrote: | came to fast  |
lose weight
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| t328163 wrote: | | Your username derives from the fact that this site cannot format special characters lol. |
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lmfao, on reddit i'd get banned |
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clash of clans hacks
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| Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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Happens to the best of us.
Some girls actually see it as a compliment, and see it as an insult if they can't make you ejaculate. But then you have some that get pissed in both scenarios. Damn women never know what they want.
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teeigeryuh
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| Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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no time stamp
prlly fake and gay
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clash of clans hacks
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| Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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| If you're really having issues with it, they have these special condoms... Or if you're too embarrassed to buy those you can just buy condoms for gays. They make them extra thick because anal is rough.
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Shrooms wrote: | | Zombie kid wrote: | | If you're really having issues with it, they have these special condoms... Or if you're too embarrassed to buy those you can just buy condoms for gays. They make them extra thick because anal is rough. |
funny it was the girl receiving faggot |
ur the faget fuckin a dude and cumin 2fast
what r ya straight or somthin
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Up2Admin
I'm a spammer
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I've never had sex, but I have fapped multiple times in one day and it does take longer to release each time. I imagine the same applies to sex, so you COULD have sex more than once, if she wants.
Unless you're not willing to because you're a faggot.
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teeigeryuh
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| Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 5:53 am Post subject: |
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just fap an hour before sex
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SFP+
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| Up2Admin wrote: | I've never had sex, but I have fapped multiple times in one day and it does take longer to release each time. I imagine the same applies to sex, so you COULD have sex more than once, if she wants.
Unless you're not willing to because you're a faggot. |
Ha, virgin!
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Nibelton
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| Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:49 am Post subject: |
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beat quality with quantity.
if you can't fight for your dickpride,then go full faggot.
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HitIer
How do I cheat?
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| Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Up2Admin wrote: | I've never had sex, but I have fapped multiple times in one day and it does take longer to release each time. I imagine the same applies to sex, so you COULD have sex more than once, if she wants.
Unless you're not willing to because you're a faggot. |
You almost scared the shit out of me. I thought I accidentally wrote about my virginity when I was drunk or something..
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| t328163 wrote: | | Your username derives from the fact that this site cannot format special characters lol. |
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lmfao, on reddit i'd get banned |
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kls85
I post too much
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| Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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Numb your penis, then fuck like forever!
If it falls off, that your own problem.
Fat men last longer. Fact.
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Nibelton
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| Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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| cuz they can't put it in in the first place.
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Saucy.
How do I cheat?
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| Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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| This is the part where I add in about how my ex complained about me lasting too long. Sucks to be you, breh.
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