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Found some old condoms

 
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clash of clans hacks
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:33 am    Post subject: Found some old condoms Reply with quote
They come with a very thick and hard paste that makes your dick less sensitive or some shit.
Just found out that you're supposed to warm up the paste first, so it becomes liquid and spreads over the condom. I always threw the piece of paste away 'cause I thought it was just something to keep the condom in good condition or something.
The power was in me all along!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
yes goyim dont reproduce, use condoms that make your dick numb and cut the flesh from it
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
wow cool tell me more
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
This some kung fu panda shit, man.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Buuuut haven't you already explained to us before that you take forever to ejaculate anyway?
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clash of clans hacks
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
You make it sound like I've been bragging about my sex life.
I bought these when I was still an insecure virgin. Well I wasn't really a virgin but might as well have been, the first time I had sex I could only put it in for like two seconds before I shot 20% of my body weight in spaghetti through my dick.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Adnihil wrote:
You make it sound like I've been bragging about my sex life.
I bought these when I was still an insecure virgin. Well I wasn't really a virgin but might as well have been, the first time I had sex I could only put it in once before I shot 20% of my body weight in spaghetti through my dick.


that sounds really awkward
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