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Aniblaze
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In the Netherlands there's this documentary called "Ik heb HET nog nooit gedaan", which translates to "I've never done IT", which is a show that follows around a bunch of Dutch virgins of all ethnicities and ages. There was this 48 year old dude who never had sex. He hired an expert to help him make his home more female-friendly. This dude had a bunch of creepy dolls stalled out on top of his closet, and his bedroom looked worse than a prison room. Somehow he got paired with this 19 year old chick who is into older dudes, and takes her horse-riding on the first date. She falls off the horse and lies there on the floor, while he is more concerned with the horse that threw her off its back. I'm cringing so much at him and a bunch of other virgins. There was also this other virgin dude who was in love with this girl, but she was in love with his best friend, and even slept with his best friend. He proceeds to make her a poem to try and win her over. The other noteworthy one is this dude who goes on dates and opens with "Hi I'm Marc, I'm 33, and I'm a virgin", and then wonders why women aren't into him.
There's also this somewhat hot blond chick who's still a virgin because she believes that due to her looks people automatically assume she's a slut. So she does the opposite because she doesn't want to fit that profile. Meanwhile she goes full disclosure on the show telling all of the country that she thinks that once she's had sex, she probably can't get enough of it, and will be doing it all the time. If you want to see what she looks like, here she is in a self-made music video (the blond chick of course): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyfMgUwpF9I
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To give faces to the virgins:
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| This guy opening line is "Hi I'm Michael, I'm 23, and I'm a virgin". If the women somehow stick around long enough for a conversation he then proceeds to tell them that the #1 woman in his life is his mom, and that she'd have to meet his mother before the |
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| The piggy on the left is the virgin, while the dude is somehow head over heels for her. Due to her Mormon religion sex before marriage is not allowed. This is the only couple I was rooting for, especially the dude. I mean the guy deserved to get laid. The |
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| Your average neckbeard. No surprise. |
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| Gayest motherfucker of the show. Tried to win over this chick that banged his friend with a self-made poem. |
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| The top tier virgin of the show. More obsessed with horses than with the 19 year old chick he was dating. |
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| Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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I'm a virgin.
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Aniblaze
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| Up2Admin wrote: | | I'm a virgin. |
Why? Also added the Avithal chick virgin:
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| The jewel of the show. It might be her personality giving her the extra boost, but she's hot to me. This still is a bit unflattering, but her personality and looks are a solid 9/10 combo for me. |
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| Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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post more pls
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| teeigeryuh wrote: | | post more pls |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Malze1tXe8c watch from 1:45. It's the neckbeard, but the video itself requires zero explanation. Terrible LARP.
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| teeigeryuh wrote: | god
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Cringe worthy, no? Top tier cringe is Michael though. His stupidity makes it so you're wondering if there will ever be a woman who's drunk enough to sleep with him. Dumb as shit.
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| Aniblaze wrote: | | Up2Admin wrote: | | I'm a virgin. |
Why? Also added the Avithal chick virgin: |
Only chance I would have had when I dated girls in school would be in public. The girls I dated would have never gone for public sex. Then in my later High School years I just stopped talking to people entirely and turned anti-social and whatnot. And now I never leave the house unless I'm with friends, and we mostly just stay at another friend's house or something.
Basically I've lost confidence and am pretty socially secluded.
I did make small talk with a cute cashier at Gamestop yesterday, without dropping the spaghetti. Bout the best I've done in the past 2 years.
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today I got some grub from the breakfast bar and looked for a place to sit outside, two chicks invited me to sit with them cause the tables were all full, so I did, talked for like half an hour before I found out they're both twice my age and married.
What a fucking tease >:[
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| Up2Admin wrote: | | Aniblaze wrote: | | Up2Admin wrote: | | I'm a virgin. |
Why? Also added the Avithal chick virgin: |
Only chance I would have had when I dated girls in school would be in public. The girls I dated would have never gone for public sex. Then in my later High School years I just stopped talking to people entirely and turned anti-social and whatnot. And now I never leave the house unless I'm with friends, and we mostly just stay at another friend's house or something.
Basically I've lost confidence and am pretty socially secluded.
I did make small talk with a cute cashier at Gamestop yesterday, without dropping the spaghetti. Bout the best I've done in the past 2 years. |
Dude, just tell chicks you're one of Steven Tyler's sons and they'll be begging you for some rockstar seeds.
 
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Pretty sure most women around here wouldn't even know who Steven Tyler is. I'll have to throw the name Aerosmith in there.
Kidding.
On a related note, the lower portion of my face does look a lot like his in that picture. Like the mouth/jaw. My face looks NOTHING like his in pretty much every other picture of him.
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I'd totally take her falafel.
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Aniblaze
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| Up2Admin wrote: | | Aniblaze wrote: | | Up2Admin wrote: | | I'm a virgin. |
Why? Also added the Avithal chick virgin: |
Only chance I would have had when I dated girls in school would be in public. The girls I dated would have never gone for public sex. Then in my later High School years I just stopped talking to people entirely and turned anti-social and whatnot. And now I never leave the house unless I'm with friends, and we mostly just stay at another friend's house or something.
Basically I've lost confidence and am pretty socially secluded.
I did make small talk with a cute cashier at Gamestop yesterday, without dropping the spaghetti. Bout the best I've done in the past 2 years. |
Well that's good about the cashier. Shit man, I had no idea. As long as you're not as awkward or weird-looking as the people who's images I posted you should be alright. It's a pretty important part of life and your own development though. No clue how old you are, but being without a real relationship all your life is going to fuck with your head eventually.
| Sui wrote: | | I'd totally take her falafel. |
I know right!
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