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1) Christians claim to worship God
2) God incited David to count the fighting men of Israel (2 Samuel 24: 1)
3) Satan incited David to count the fighting men of Israel (I Chronicles 2 1:1)
4) By the transitive property, we can conclude that God = Satan.
5) Therefore, Christians worship Satan.
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Cryoma
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| Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:55 am Post subject: Re: Mathematical proof Christians worship Satan |
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| igottadigbickandwatchpom wrote: | 1) Christians claim to worship God
2) God incited David to count the fighting men of Israel (2 Samuel 24: 1)
3) Satan incited David to count the fighting men of Israel (I Chronicles 2 1:1)
4) By the transitive property, we can conclude that God = Satan.
5) Therefore, Christians worship Satan. |
Pretty sure the only thing you can say is that they both gave the instructions since if what you said is true then the only condition for two people to be the same is for them to have at some time in their existence have said the same thing as someone else.
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| Cryoma wrote: | | hl3 confirmed |
not true. 3 is searbian number. there are lot of Croats in valve. Croats don't like serbs
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| Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:39 am Post subject: |
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| paupav wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | | hl3 confirmed |
not true. 3 is searbian number. there are lot of Croats in valve. Croats don't like serbs |
oh shit, paupav calling out Cryoma on his bullshit
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AverageAzn247
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| Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:04 am Post subject: |
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| Akaecius the Leapfrog wrote: | | paupav wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | | hl3 confirmed |
not true. 3 is searbian number. there are lot of Croats in valve. Croats don't like serbs |
oh shit, paupav calling out Cryoma on his bullshit |
paupav made a post that was retarded. I am impressed
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