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InternetIsSeriousBusiness
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We all have that embarrassing moment where the poop hits the water and makes splashing noises coming out. It happens to the best of us. However there is an easy solution.
Make a farting noise at the same time the poop comes out by putting your hand over your mouth and blowing. If you can't do this, just yell like an idiot when the poop comes out.
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| i just put toilet paper in the toilet before i shit to cushion it, haven't had any splash in like 2 years bro
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Brolock wrote: | | i just put toilet paper in the toilet before i shit to cushion it, haven't had any splash in like 2 years bro |
wasting toilet paper brah
just go in the woods, i havent had any splash in over 12 years
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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I just take toilet paper and catch the poop as it comes out, then gently set it into the water.
This method, however, is ineffective if you are shitting water.
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get on my level
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InternetIsSeriousBusiness
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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| i poop on u
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| TheIndianGuy wrote: | | Nirojan wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | i just put toilet paper in the toilet before i shit to cushion it, haven't had any splash in like 2 years bro |
wasting toilet paper brah
just go in the woods, i havent had any splash in over 12 years |
but how much toilet paper does he use when he wipes? if he uses less than the average person then he's conserving. for example, i'll use 2-3 pieces per wipe. |
Dude I've been having 1-sheet wipes lately and it's been amazing. My shit isn't even hard, idk how I'm doing it.
Only thing different I can think of is that I've been eating a lot of sardines lately.
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| TheIndianGuy wrote: | in jail there we'd get one roll of toilet paper a week that was really small and thin so we had to use it sparingly. a roll wouldn't last most people a week unless you used 1-2 sheets each wipe. there was this one guy that would trade his roll each week for 1 top ramen. everyone was confused and disgusted. he looked like a grown up leprechaun and shitting at the same time of him was so fucking weird. he'd get all pissed off, make weird ass faces, start laughing for no reason, and doing weird shit with his hands all in the same dump.
was so funny when we made pruno and got him drunk. |
are your resources that scarce in modern-day jail? being limited toilet paper and having to trade food rations for more, that sounds more like a labour camp...
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| TheIndianGuy wrote: | | Zacky wrote: | | TheIndianGuy wrote: | in jail there we'd get one roll of toilet paper a week that was really small and thin so we had to use it sparingly. a roll wouldn't last most people a week unless you used 1-2 sheets each wipe. there was this one guy that would trade his roll each week for 1 top ramen. everyone was confused and disgusted. he looked like a grown up leprechaun and shitting at the same time of him was so fucking weird. he'd get all pissed off, make weird ass faces, start laughing for no reason, and doing weird shit with his hands all in the same dump.
was so funny when we made pruno and got him drunk. |
are your resources that scarce in modern-day jail? being limited toilet paper and having to trade food rations for more, that sounds more like a labour camp... |
you'd be surprised. they purposely make jail like that to make you not want to come back. but some people begin to be ok with jail. that's when you have a problem. they also break a lot of laws, don't give a fuck, and don't treat the inmates like humans. |
Wow, didn't know it was that rough in there... from what I've heard and seen, jail seemed to me like a completely livable environment where basic needs and hygienic needs were always met. Only thing that would be missing was freedom.
but shit, wow.
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| Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:10 am Post subject: |
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| shit less = harder shit = less wiping
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