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br0l0ck
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:15 pm Post subject: this frozen pizza says a serving is 1/3rd of the pizza

but the pizza is square what the fuck man

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:16 pm Post subject: Re: this frozen pizza says a serving is 1/3rd of the pizza

Brolock wrote:

but the pizza is square

what the fuck man

the obvious answer is to eat half and be 1.5x the man
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:18 pm Post subject: Re: this frozen pizza says a serving is 1/3rd of the pizza

TheKreativity wrote:

Brolock wrote:

but the pizza is square

what the fuck man

the obvious answer is to eat half and be 1.5x the man

well i did, I was just seeing afterwards what the actual serving size would be.

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:22 pm Post subject: Re: this frozen pizza says a serving is 1/3rd of the pizza

Brolock wrote:

TheKreativity wrote:

Brolock wrote:

but the pizza is square

what the fuck man

the obvious answer is to eat half and be 1.5x the man

well i did, I was just seeing afterwards what the actual serving size would be.

I lol'd at OP and at the answer. Quite ingenious.

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:31 pm Post subject:

A real man doesn't give fucks about serving size and eats it all. _________________

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:33 pm Post subject:

Charley wrote:

A real man doesn't give fucks about serving size and eats it all.

Yeah, "diabetes" and "obesity" are just words.

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:37 pm Post subject:

Aniblaze wrote:

Charley wrote:

A real man doesn't give fucks about serving size and eats it all.

Yeah, "diabetes" and "obesity" are just words.

Some people have high metabolisms.
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:45 pm Post subject:

Charley wrote:

Aniblaze wrote:

Charley wrote:

A real man doesn't give fucks about serving size and eats it all.

Yeah, "diabetes" and "obesity" are just words.

Some people have high metabolisms.

Doesn't matter if you still eat a fuck ton.

orlaub
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:16 pm Post subject:

Just go origami style. Fold that shiz til you have thirds.

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Fold a square of pizza diagonally from top left corner to bottom right corner. Crease and unfold.
Bring one side of the pizza to the other to create a vertical fold. Crease the pizza and unfold.
Fold and crease the right edge of the pizza from the top of the vertical fold to the bottom right corner. This fold bisects the right half of the pizza into two right triangles.
Unfold the pizza . The final crease intersects the first diagonal crease and indicates the 1/3 vertical point of the pizza.
Create a vertical crease through the intersection, matching top and bottom edges of the pizza to keep a straight fold. Fold the left side of the remaining pizza over the top, aligning the sides.

Although this means you will probably have to thaw it first. So, you'll have to throw the rest away - I'd just eat it all.

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:24 pm Post subject:

Apotheoun wrote:

Charley wrote:

Aniblaze wrote:

Charley wrote:

A real man doesn't give fucks about serving size and eats it all.

Yeah, "diabetes" and "obesity" are just words.

Some people have high metabolisms.

Doesn't matter if you still eat a fuck ton.

Yeah nawp I have hypermetabolism and my daily diet is usually something like a whole pizza, three burritos (large homemade ones), some ice cream, a bowl of cereal, maybe half a box of frozen mini tacos, a tuna salad sandwich, a chicken and cream cheese wrap, some seaweed, two cans of v8, a six pack of twinkies, a bowl of spaghetti, and a salad (plus a bit of greens with most everything else forementioned).
At least that's what I've had in the past 12 hours, and I weigh in at 140.

br0l0ck
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:28 pm Post subject:

Weight doesnt judge your health. Theres a lot more factors, someone who weighs more than you can easily be healthier. Not to say being obese is good, but neither is being really skinny even after eating a lot. The nutrients your body needs can be obtained better than just eating a fuck ton. that being said, pizza is a delicious and yolo.

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:30 pm Post subject:

Cryoma wrote:

Apotheoun wrote:

Charley wrote:

Aniblaze wrote:

Charley wrote:

A real man doesn't give fucks about serving size and eats it all.

Yeah, "diabetes" and "obesity" are just words.

Some people have high metabolisms.

Doesn't matter if you still eat a fuck ton.

Take your weight and multiply by 17. That's the amount of calories you have to eat to maintain your bodyweight. Anything above that and odds are you will gain weight (Anything over 500 extra cals) and any less you will lose. You aren't an exception. You aren't special. This is everyone. Your metabolism isn't so high you can eat more than that and keep your weight.

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:30 pm Post subject:

Idk, if someone is lean/athletic like me I don't see how they could be (dietarily) unhealthy.

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:36 pm Post subject:

Cryoma wrote:

Idk, if someone is lean/athletic like me I don't see how they could be (dietarily) unhealthy.

You eat like shit. Just because you're thin doesn't mean you're healthy. You aren't lean. You're skinnyfat. Because you walk places doesn't make you athletic or lean. From seeing you before I can say you have at least 18% bodyfat. Don't hype your shit body up.

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:39 pm Post subject:

Apotheoun wrote:

Cryoma wrote:

Idk, if someone is lean/athletic like me I don't see how they could be (dietarily) unhealthy.

I bicycle 12 miles a day and play tennis for at least 6 hours a week.
I'm also a very healthy eater, 90% of the food I listed was organic and fructose free.

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