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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:31 pm    Post subject: i won Reply with quote

was microwaving some instant coffee and there's this fly that's been bothering me for hours and it flew in the microwave as soon as i opened it and i hurried up and got my coffee out and closed the microwave and let it cook for 10 seconds.

fly be dead

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope some day you turn into a legitimately nice person and try to help someone who thinks you're annoying and puts you in their microwave oven and kills you.
It's only fair.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did that to a mosquito once, but 10 seconds didn't kill it... didn't die until like 30 seconds or a minute.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats super fucking gross
the instant coffee and the dead fly in the microwave
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brolock wrote:
thats super fucking gross
the instant coffee and the dead fly in the microwave
instant coffee is indeed awful.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have an electric fly swatter and if you keep pressing the button after the insect is dead.... jesus christ smells so fucking gross.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

potaters wrote:
I have an electric fly swatter and if you keep pressing the button after the insect is dead.... jesus christ smells so fucking gross.

An electric fly swatter sounds incredibly useless...

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Up2Admin wrote:
potaters wrote:
I have an electric fly swatter and if you keep pressing the button after the insect is dead.... jesus christ smells so fucking gross.

An electric fly swatter sounds incredibly useless...

Have you ever been hit by one of those fucking things? They give quite the shock.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Selrahc wrote:
Up2Admin wrote:
potaters wrote:
I have an electric fly swatter and if you keep pressing the button after the insect is dead.... jesus christ smells so fucking gross.

An electric fly swatter sounds incredibly useless...

Have you ever been hit by one of those fucking things? They give quite the shock.
I don't think it's quite the fact that it shocks that's the point of swatting. Up2 means if you hit the fly it'll die anyway, since it's so small.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

konr wrote:
Selrahc wrote:
Up2Admin wrote:
potaters wrote:
I have an electric fly swatter and if you keep pressing the button after the insect is dead.... jesus christ smells so fucking gross.

An electric fly swatter sounds incredibly useless...

Have you ever been hit by one of those fucking things? They give quite the shock.
I don't think it's quite the fact that it shocks that's the point of swatting. Up2 means if you hit the fly it'll die anyway, since it's so small.
Precisely.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's fun, also you can hit them in the air instead of if they landed on something. Once this mosquito was flying and I had it fully charged, hot the mofo and heard this loud pop Cool
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My friends use their electric fly swatters to tattoo themselves.

They give it purpose.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zacky wrote:
My friends use their electric fly swatters to tattoo themselves.

They give it purpose.

Sounds more like ghetto branding.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

potaters wrote:
Zacky wrote:
My friends use their electric fly swatters to tattoo themselves.

They give it purpose.

Sounds more like ghetto branding.


Yeah that's pretty much it. But electrifying a tattoo into yourself appears to be more pleasurable.

nevertheless, the hatched burn lines make them look like S&M subjects.
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