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InternetIsSeriousBusiness Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:31 pm Post subject: i won |
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was microwaving some instant coffee and there's this fly that's been bothering me for hours and it flew in the microwave as soon as i opened it and i hurried up and got my coffee out and closed the microwave and let it cook for 10 seconds.
fly be dead
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Cryoma Member of the Year
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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I hope some day you turn into a legitimately nice person and try to help someone who thinks you're annoying and puts you in their microwave oven and kills you.
It's only fair.
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Up2Admin I'm a spammer
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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I did that to a mosquito once, but 10 seconds didn't kill it... didn't die until like 30 seconds or a minute.
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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thats super fucking gross
the instant coffee and the dead fly in the microwave
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Up2Admin I'm a spammer
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:37 am Post subject: |
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| Brolock wrote: | thats super fucking gross
the instant coffee and the dead fly in the microwave | instant coffee is indeed awful.
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potaters Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:49 am Post subject: |
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| I have an electric fly swatter and if you keep pressing the button after the insect is dead.... jesus christ smells so fucking gross.
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Up2Admin I'm a spammer
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:58 am Post subject: |
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| potaters wrote: | | I have an electric fly swatter and if you keep pressing the button after the insect is dead.... jesus christ smells so fucking gross. |
An electric fly swatter sounds incredibly useless...
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Selrahc Master Cheater
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:06 am Post subject: |
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| Up2Admin wrote: | | potaters wrote: | | I have an electric fly swatter and if you keep pressing the button after the insect is dead.... jesus christ smells so fucking gross. |
An electric fly swatter sounds incredibly useless... |
Have you ever been hit by one of those fucking things? They give quite the shock.
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:07 am Post subject: |
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| Selrahc wrote: | | Up2Admin wrote: | | potaters wrote: | | I have an electric fly swatter and if you keep pressing the button after the insect is dead.... jesus christ smells so fucking gross. |
An electric fly swatter sounds incredibly useless... |
Have you ever been hit by one of those fucking things? They give quite the shock. | I don't think it's quite the fact that it shocks that's the point of swatting. Up2 means if you hit the fly it'll die anyway, since it's so small.
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Up2Admin I'm a spammer
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:09 am Post subject: |
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| konr wrote: | | Selrahc wrote: | | Up2Admin wrote: | | potaters wrote: | | I have an electric fly swatter and if you keep pressing the button after the insect is dead.... jesus christ smells so fucking gross. |
An electric fly swatter sounds incredibly useless... |
Have you ever been hit by one of those fucking things? They give quite the shock. | I don't think it's quite the fact that it shocks that's the point of swatting. Up2 means if you hit the fly it'll die anyway, since it's so small. | Precisely.
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potaters Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:16 am Post subject: |
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It's fun, also you can hit them in the air instead of if they landed on something. Once this mosquito was flying and I had it fully charged, hot the mofo and heard this loud pop
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Zacky Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:35 am Post subject: |
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My friends use their electric fly swatters to tattoo themselves.
They give it purpose.
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potaters Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:44 am Post subject: |
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| Zacky wrote: | My friends use their electric fly swatters to tattoo themselves.
They give it purpose. |
Sounds more like ghetto branding.
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Zacky Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 1:55 am Post subject: |
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| potaters wrote: | | Zacky wrote: | My friends use their electric fly swatters to tattoo themselves.
They give it purpose. |
Sounds more like ghetto branding. |
Yeah that's pretty much it. But electrifying a tattoo into yourself appears to be more pleasurable.
nevertheless, the hatched burn lines make them look like S&M subjects.
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