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Friendly Giant
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now theirs dog hairs on the cookie, what a fucking waste.
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Up2Admin
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| Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 3:46 am Post subject: |
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sucks bro
I one time spent like a full minute trying to unwrap a lollipop, then when I finally got it opened my fingers turned all floppy or something and it just ghosted through my hand and onto the floor.
I own 4 cats and a dog
it was a sad day
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 8:11 am Post subject: |
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i hate animals
seriously i look down upon anyone with an animal
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Cryoma
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My toaster was made by t-fal who I want to murder more than anything else.
Who the fuck makes a SLANTED pop up toaster?
I mean holy SHIT the win the award for most aggrivating invention of all time.
EVERY FUCKING TIME my toast will end up on the floor.
I have to literally stand there and babysit it and block it with my body when it pops up or else no toast for me.
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Kurifodo
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| Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Cryoma wrote: | My toaster was made by t-fal who I want to murder more than anything else.
Who the fuck makes a SLANTED pop up toaster?
I mean holy SHIT the win the award for most aggrivating invention of all time.
EVERY FUCKING TIME my toast will end up on the floor.
I have to literally stand there and babysit it and block it with my body when it pops up or else no toast for me. |
Or ya know you could not be a total dumbass and turn it around.
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| Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Sam³ wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | My toaster was made by t-fal who I want to murder more than anything else.
Who the fuck makes a SLANTED pop up toaster?
I mean holy SHIT the win the award for most aggrivating invention of all time.
EVERY FUCKING TIME my toast will end up on the floor.
I have to literally stand there and babysit it and block it with my body when it pops up or else no toast for me. |
Or ya know you could not be a total dumbass and turn it around. |
nice
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Cryoma
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| Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Sam³ wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | My toaster was made by t-fal who I want to murder more than anything else.
Who the fuck makes a SLANTED pop up toaster?
I mean holy SHIT the win the award for most aggrivating invention of all time.
EVERY FUCKING TIME my toast will end up on the floor.
I have to literally stand there and babysit it and block it with my body when it pops up or else no toast for me. |
Or ya know you could not be a total dumbass and turn it around. |
Sure I enjoy being unable to push the buttons and having my toast slide down the wall behind my counter never to be seen again.
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Kurifodo
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Selrahc
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| Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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One time I was eating a double quarter pounder that I got from Mcdonalds, and I was just taking it out of the box, but then, I dropped it, but, it landed in the box and it didn't get dirty at all, and I was like fuk yes, this is my day, AND THEN MY MOTHERFUCKING BABY RHINOCEROS CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND STEPPED ON IT, GOD DAMN BABY RHINO WHY DO YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.
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Kurifodo
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One time i dropped my phone while walking in my mind i was like darn well at least its justa few feet fall but then a nanosecond later my fot hit it while walking theomentum caused the phone to fly into the street where it was run over by a continuous flow of traffic
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Selrahc
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| Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Sam³ wrote: | | One time i dropped my phone while walking in my mind i was like darn well at least its justa few feet fall but then a nanosecond later my fot hit it while walking theomentum caused the phone to fly into the street where it was run over by a continuous flow of traffic |
Unrealistic... Why are you making up stories to try to be funny... You're not funny...
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| Selrahc wrote: | | Sam³ wrote: | | One time i dropped my phone while walking in my mind i was like darn well at least its justa few feet fall but then a nanosecond later my fot hit it while walking theomentum caused the phone to fly into the street where it was run over by a continuous flow of traffic |
Unrealistic... Why are you making up stories to try to be funny... You're not funny... |
How is that unrealistic? Get off Sam's dick you faggot.
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Kurifodo
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| Sam³ wrote: | | Selrahc wrote: | | Sam³ wrote: | | One time i dropped my phone while walking in my mind i was like darn well at least its justa few feet fall but then a nanosecond later my fot hit it while walking theomentum caused the phone to fly into the street where it was run over by a continuous flow of traffic |
Unrealistic... Why are you making up stories to try to be funny... You're not funny... |
It really happened yo why you think i got a gs3 lol
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