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>Need to take a shit really badly

 
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Phox
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 6:45 pm    Post subject: >Need to take a shit really badly Reply with quote

>In my room, at my computer holding it in for no real reason
>My bowels finally win
>I pull my pants down as I run to my bathroom
>Mom sneaks up the stairs and walks in my room without knocking that exact moment
>She sees me running away from my computer with my pants down
>I tell her this 5 minutes later and it basically sounds like I just came up with a too smooth to be true explanation for why I was not just fapping

I fucking don't even
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Cryoma
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>mom asks me where I hide my magazines
>never had any of those kinds of magazines
>she doesn't believe me
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>stepmom knocks before she comes downstairs

>never a problem

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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

did your real mother leave because you were a fat useless fuck? yep
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Hero
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>bedroom doesn't have a door because its a den
>share it with 2 other males
>fap mid day with both awake.
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Phox
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hero wrote:
>bedroom doesn't have a door because its a den
>share it with 2 other males
>fap mid day with both awake.
that's fuckin weird man
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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember masturbating and leaving my dick halfway out of my pants.
So I was like sitting in that chair and dad came in the room to ask something.
Needless to say that i didn't even notice at the time that my erected penis was staring at him in the eyes. He pretended that he didn't see it and closed the door.

>Oh god why.

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slugsnack wrote:
did your real mother leave because you were a fat useless fuck? yep


lol
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