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Phox I post too much Reputation: 110
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 6:45 pm Post subject: >Need to take a shit really badly |
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>In my room, at my computer holding it in for no real reason
>My bowels finally win
>I pull my pants down as I run to my bathroom
>Mom sneaks up the stairs and walks in my room without knocking that exact moment
>She sees me running away from my computer with my pants down
>I tell her this 5 minutes later and it basically sounds like I just came up with a too smooth to be true explanation for why I was not just fapping
I fucking don't even |
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Cryoma Member of the Year Reputation: 198
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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>mom asks me where I hide my magazines
>never had any of those kinds of magazines
>she doesn't believe me |
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ControlAltDelete Friendly Giant Reputation: 157
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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>stepmom knocks before she comes downstairs
>never a problem _________________
Shrooms wrote: | but sadly this is 1984 and western civilization the last ones standing at the top of titanic before it sinks...no matter what you do, they know |
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Slugsnack Grandmaster Cheater Supreme Reputation: 71
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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did your real mother leave because you were a fat useless fuck? yep |
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Hero I'm a spammer Reputation: 79
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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>bedroom doesn't have a door because its a den
>share it with 2 other males
>fap mid day with both awake. |
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Phox I post too much Reputation: 110
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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Hero wrote: | >bedroom doesn't have a door because its a den
>share it with 2 other males
>fap mid day with both awake. | that's fuckin weird man |
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Sui Expert Cheater Reputation: 7
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 8:47 am Post subject: |
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I remember masturbating and leaving my dick halfway out of my pants.
So I was like sitting in that chair and dad came in the room to ask something.
Needless to say that i didn't even notice at the time that my erected penis was staring at him in the eyes. He pretended that he didn't see it and closed the door.
>Oh god why. _________________
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NotReallySureWhatGoesHere Expert Cheater Reputation: -1
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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Slugsnack wrote: | did your real mother leave because you were a fat useless fuck? yep |
lol |
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