Cheat Engine

Phox · Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 6:45 pm Post subject: >Need to take a shit really badly

>In my room, at my computer holding it in for no real reason
>My bowels finally win
>I pull my pants down as I run to my bathroom
>Mom sneaks up the stairs and walks in my room without knocking that exact moment
>She sees me running away from my computer with my pants down
>I tell her this 5 minutes later and it basically sounds like I just came up with a too smooth to be true explanation for why I was not just fapping

I fucking don't even

Cryoma · Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:10 pm Post subject:

>mom asks me where I hide my magazines
>never had any of those kinds of magazines
>she doesn't believe me

ControlAltDelete · Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 8:33 pm Post subject:

>stepmom knocks before she comes downstairs

>never a problem

Slugsnack · Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 8:45 pm Post subject:

did your real mother leave because you were a fat useless fuck? yep

Hero · Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 8:51 pm Post subject:

>bedroom doesn't have a door because its a den
>share it with 2 other males
>fap mid day with both awake.

Phox · Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:40 pm Post subject:

Sui · Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 8:47 am Post subject:

I remember masturbating and leaving my dick halfway out of my pants.
So I was like sitting in that chair and dad came in the room to ask something.
Needless to say that i didn't even notice at the time that my erected penis was staring at him in the eyes. He pretended that he didn't see it and closed the door.

>Oh god why.

NotReallySureWhatGoesHere · Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 12:35 pm Post subject: