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kingofMS
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| Well, I was fucking my girl, and all of a sudden, I had a flashback to the first time I masturbated. It was great.
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HackOtakuTheFuckbag
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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| umm 6 years ago... when i was 10.. alittle bit of stuff came out and i was so proud..
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pzxtw
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wet dream
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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| The Hobo wrote: | | umm 6 years ago... when i was 10.. alittle bit of stuff came out and i was so proud.. |
lol
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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When I was 63,
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| Shrooms wrote: | | but sadly this is 1984 and western civilization the last ones standing at the top of titanic before it sinks...no matter what you do, they know |
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Fudgicles
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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I was 12, just woke up, and was half asleep. I took a piss and shook it a little too hard afterwards and just splooged clear liquid all over. It felt so good I did it like 3 times, tried wiping some of it off of my underwear, then went to sleep feeling dirty.
Good times.
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User Error
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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Im bookmarking this thread. This is the first time on cef i have seen someone mention having sex and go for 5 posts without someone mentioning the unlikliness of a memeber of cef actually getting laid.
I, myself, have yet to be pleasured into and orgasm.
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By anything other than Micheal Jackson, teletubby, Barney, your mother, your father, your hand, your cousin, and some hobo of the street.
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HackOtakuTheFuckbag
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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| hiroshi13789 wrote: | | when i was 10 years old...it come out alittle |
loooosa! its suppose to come out ALOT!
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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Hiroshi,You taught a guy to masterbate? Yup,your a raging
Straight guy.
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| Shrooms wrote: | | but sadly this is 1984 and western civilization the last ones standing at the top of titanic before it sinks...no matter what you do, they know |
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KeNnZ
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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| hiroshi13789 wrote: | | The Hobo wrote: | | hiroshi13789 wrote: | | when i was 10 years old...it come out alittle |
loooosa! its suppose to come out ALOT! |
no not really.....only little....my i have teached my classmate how to do it then it come out kinda alot and it spalsh on his face..haha never gonna forget that day..rofl
anyway we were 4 peoples in the room i just teach him coz i feel sry for him he dunno how...ohh welll...that doesnt mean im gay dude.. |
I betcha you enjoyed watchin em takin off their pants.
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Yup,Your so good at failing. Look what you did thar,I hardly seen it. Fuck man,I jsut shat a brick, SAGE? Lol I just had a 4Chan Spasm.
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| Shrooms wrote: | | but sadly this is 1984 and western civilization the last ones standing at the top of titanic before it sinks...no matter what you do, they know |
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| I use to use my xbox controller for the vibration with the game GTA SA and unlimited health cheat. Went into some corner where I can shoot and not get cops on me and help "B" and you know it was tha best. Also it was clear stuff before but now its just nasty ass white sticky goopy cum that comes out.
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| (dib1500) wrote: | | I use to use my xbox controller for the vibration with the game GTA SA and unlimited health cheat. Went into some corner where I can shoot and not get cops on me and help "B" and you know it was tha best. Also it was clear stuff before but now its just nasty ass white sticky goopy cum that comes out. |
THE STAGES OF MATURITY
"That time your cum is clear"
"That time your cum is not clear"
"That time you can't even cum anymore"
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