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>Be at grocery store
>Be at checkout
>Behind this old 80 year old woman
>she keeps staring at me
>pretend not to notice, check out the gum n shit
>this bitch keeps staring at me
>WTF hard
>finally after 5 minutes she comes up to me
>im a real frail n timid voice she tells me "Um...im sorry if i was staring, its just that you look just like my son....*sign* who died not long ago...."
>She pulls out a photo, kid looks nothing like me, the fuckers chinese
>she asks me "could you do be a big favor?, i never got to say goodbye to my son, so as im leaving you you say goodbye mom?, it would mean the world to me"
>Morbidly obese feel
>i say "sure i can do that"
>She packs her things up, heads out
>turns around at the door, looks at me, waves n yells "Goodbye son!"
>i smile from the internal baww'ing, wave back and yell "Goodbye mom!"
>she heads outside
>go up to pay for my things
>cashier says thatll be $137.88
>Gargantuan WTF i have like 4 things
>Cashier says "youre mom said you would cover it"
>Wait but thats not my mom!
>"But i clearly saw you wave and yell goodbye mom to her though?"
>Realize whats happened
>OHFUCKTHATSHITMOTHERFUCKER
>Run out to the parking lot
>She that old bitch just getting in her car
>See her leg just sticking out when i run out there
>Grab that fuckers leg, pull her out the car
>merciless old woman beating
>shes lying there broken and bloodied, barely clinging to life
>She chokes out "i....ill..pay for my food....how much...did was it....all?"
>"Well i'll need about tree fiddy"
>At that point i realized i was a 50 foot tall crustation from the paleolithic era

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lol'd

[Channel GannoK]

I'll admit. You got me

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LOL

[Kavvman]

i lol'd so hard.

[Up2Admin]

brilliant

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