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Cryoma · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:59 pm Post subject: Can I fuck this

I am a very horny boy
I do not have a girl friend at the moment
Instead of getting a hooker I decided I will fuck everything that seems at least slightly fuckable
I will report back on success/failures here
Please suggest things to fuck

Done:
Marshmallow (failed): It was too small, so I tried microwaving it because I recall that it makes them grow and now I have a third degree penis
Condom: Also too small, which felt great

Planned:
Plastic wrap
A roasted chicken or turkey
Couch cusions
Zip lock bag

Kargarok · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:59 pm Post subject:

sand castle

Channel GannoK · pffrt Reputation: 130 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 608

Don't forget your second cousin.

shitposter · Newbie cheater Reputation: 5 Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 15

Try some scissors

Kargarok · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:01 pm Post subject:

your dominant hand

C-Dizzle · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:06 pm Post subject:

Apparently prisoners use mackerel. Just saying bro.

Cryoma · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:25 pm Post subject:

I don't have access to mackerel.

shitposter · Newbie cheater Reputation: 5 Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 15

Try some scissors.

OmegaCES · Cheater Reputation: 1 Joined: 02 Jul 2011 Posts: 44

Try inbetween a sofa cushion.. feeeel ohh ssooo gguuuddd

C-Dizzle · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:28 pm Post subject:

Cryoma · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:29 pm Post subject:

Household stuff please.
I will put down couch cushions, but I need something to put between them for texture.
Like a zip lock bag.

OmegaCES · Cheater Reputation: 1 Joined: 02 Jul 2011 Posts: 44

a condom.
or a sandwich bag with a bit of lube or soap... your choice.. for the texture i ment.

As for another item, i've always wanted to do a blender... turned on...
What about animals? you down for that? (oh wait this isn't 4chan).

br0l0ck · Cheater Reputation: 63 Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 36

Buy a flesh light, if you visit Joerogan.net and click on the ad and enter the code rogan you will get 15% off of a fleshlight that you can shoot loads in and unnnnnggghhhhh feel all better

Cryoma · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:33 pm Post subject:

OmegaCES · Cheater Reputation: 1 Joined: 02 Jul 2011 Posts: 44

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=12374

I tried and tested this.. AWESOME!!