Cheat Engine

[ArcaneKnite]

one up him.

HOW TO GET A THREESOME LOLOL.

DISCLAIMER: I do not speak for all females so what works for one might not for another.
Things I need to have:
My own place, preferably without roommates.
A dog.
A cooking magazine.
An issue of Esquire (to even out the cooking magazine)
Pics in your phone (two kinds, either will do but both would be awesome). First one would be pics of a family member or buddy's dog, and/or, If you have a sibling who has kids then pics of their kids.
Case of your favorite beer, case of bud select or something light, bottle of white wine.
All this will be explained later...
My Apartment:
It should be tidy. It doesn't have to be spick and span but it needs to be neat. SCRUB THE BATHROOM BRIGHT AND SHINY AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE TP. Alcohol will be involved, those girls will need to use the bathroom, and you don't want to risk this night on dried piss stains on the toilet bowl and wiskers all over the sink. Buy a man candle. Something like Fresh linen or Cotton scent. Don't think it's cute to get Lavender Lilly or Hawiian Garden or some shit like that. Keep it simple. Febreeze if you're not a candle guy. A DVD like Anchor Man or you're favorite mainstream comedian laying on top of your cooking and esquire magazines. Pictures of your family. A couple on the end table and a few hanging on the wall. Lastly, make it a comfortable temp. Nothing too cold. You can turn a fan on later after you've sealed the deal.
The Place:
Local bar. The closer to your place the better. If you know the bartender then you're golden. You're gonna need to convince some friends to go as well. At least two dudes and if you have a chick friend that will also help. You drive separately.
The Catch:
Stay assertive when you walk in. Keep your head up, no slouching, don't walk to fast or too slow. Don't put your hands in your pockets. It makes you look shy. You want to be the guy. Greet your buddies and when the bar tender somes up, make a little small talk. "Hey what's up tonight? How's business going?, blah, blah, blah." Order your drink and start chatting with your friends. DON"T SIT DOWN. You guys need to stand. You will not be seen if you sit. This is where you stealth scope. The chicks you want to take home will probably be somewhat overdressed. They do this for attention. This is usually a sign that they are single. There will only be TWO. You can't take two girls home from a larger group. It's not gonna happen. You also can't grab a girl from one group and one from another and expect them to want to bump uglies with each other later. Two girlfriends haning out.
Now you need to establish eye contact. Just a quick glance over. Don't smile. When you catch one of them glance back count to 3 (no mississippi's) and put your attention back to your group. Contact was made. Your face is now in thier memory. Now you get everyone in your group to do a shot. After this, buy three more and casually walk up to your prey. Put the shots down on the table and say something like "Thought I'd bring a little cheer from my group to yours." and offer to do a shot. I'm sure you can work in some conversation of your own but if you aren't a chatty cathy then tell one of them that your sister/mother/cousin/whoever likes purses like the one she has. Ask her where she got it then keep the conversation flowing and eventually you'll get into other topics. A couple hours and several drinks and flirty comments later you need to check the time. You only do this if you really think you've got this in the bag. Back to the time, Why are you checking it? Because you need to get back to let your dog out. Poor Roofus misses you and needs to potty. "Darn it. We were having such a good time." "I know but would you be able to deny this face?" (show picture of dog in phone to the bitches, bitches love dogs). Insert awwwws here. This is your in. Don't fuck this up by acting creappy or pushy. You've come too far. Say this, "actually, I live right up the street. The bar is gonna close in like half an hour so if you want, I have a couple of cases of beer and some white wine. You guys could meet Roofus. He loves the ladies."
The Closer:
Get back to your place and grab the dog to take outside. Tell the ladies where the bottle opener and corkscrew are and help themselves. Don't try to be sly and have barely any light on. That's creepy and obvious. Keep a couple on but not too many either. Stay outside for a few minutes. This will give them some time to girl chat. You know, giggle about how cute you are and check out your apartment (they do it, they're nosey). When you come inside they are probably going to be sitting next to each other out of shyness and uncertainty. They will see your family pictures and magazines and will probably start asking questions. Where did you go to school, who's that little baby, blah, blah, blah. Try to funny and get them giggling. Then pull out your phone and say "I've got a few funny family/dog/friend photos you guys would love." GUESS WHAT, now one of them will have to move to the other side of you to see the pics. LEVEL UP. Now all you need to do is keep them fixated on your phone. Pictures youtube videos whatever. Keep it funny and keep looking up at them every once in a while with the i want to make out with you eyes. After a little time You will notice some arm and or leg touching. This is when you need to pounce. Look up at the most obvious flirter of the two and catch her off guard with a kiss. Just a peck. Look at her again and go in for the make out. Take the hand next to girl you're not making out with and gently rub her leg. Start sliding your hand gently up and down getting close to her "spot" but teasingly back away. Start doing this to the chick you're making out with as well. after a minute or two, while still leg rubbing turn to chick number two and give her some lip service. Now while you're doing this take chick one's hand and guide it to your boner, kind of show her how you like it rubbed. Now you can start inching closer to chick number two's, hoohoo, while you're still making out. Take chick one's hand and guide it to your zipper.
If you have gotten this far then congrats. You're about to do two chick at the same time.
Boom.
TL;DR: This is what I would do.

[Aviar³]

You've sure thought this out, bet that hands worn down to a fine finish.

[ArcaneKnite]

Damn right bro.

I've been testing and refining my art... FOR SCIENCE.

[Aviar³]

[Maes]

If this fails, you'll get a black eye and 0 girls.

[ArcaneKnite]

[Aviar³]

Hookers and blow gives me blowx2. Also, you sure have a lot riding in your little fantasy world. Women in bars are either already there to get picked up, or already expect most males to just be interested in a one night stand. While theres little difference between preening for attention and being a whore, there is a difference. Also, body language and dress are important. You seem to have covered body language, but not dress. Normally you want to have one wacky, unique or attention getting piece of attire on. I've personally went to a birthday party in a suit, ended up talking to everyone in the party and spending the night with a girl chatting and dancing (no sex, but I'm never in it for the sex). No promise that it'll work, as each person has their own look and vibe.