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Kurifodo
I post too much

Reputation: 23

Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Posts: 2782

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:18 pm Post subject: funny .bat

paste into notepad

save as something.bat

Code:

@echo off
echo ^<html^>^<head^>^<title^>BSOD^</title^> > bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^<hta:application id="oBVC" >> bsod.hta
echo applicationname="BSOD" >> bsod.hta
echo version="1.0" >> bsod.hta
echo maximizebutton="no" >> bsod.hta
echo minimizebutton="no" >> bsod.hta
echo sysmenu="no" >> bsod.hta
echo Caption="no" >> bsod.hta
echo windowstate="maximize"/^> >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^</head^>^<body bgcolor="#000088" scroll="no"^> >> bsod.hta
echo ^<font face="Lucida Console" size="4" color="#FFFFFF"^> >> bsod.hta
echo ^<p^>A problem has been detected and windows has been shutdown to prevent damage to your computer.^</p^> >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^<p^>DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LES_OR_EQUAL^</p^> >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^<p^>If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen, restart your computer, If this screen appears again, follow these steps:^</p^> >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^<p^>Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for any windows updates you might need.^</p^> >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^<p^>If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then select Safe Mode.^</p^> >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^<p^>Technical information:^</p^> >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^<p^>*** STOP: 0x000000D1 (0x0000000C,0x00000002,0x00000000,0xF86B5A89)^</p^> >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^<p^>*** gv3.sys - Address F86B5A89 base at F86B5000, DateStamp 3dd9919eb^</p^> >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^<p^>Beginning dump of physical memory^</p^> >> bsod.hta
echo ^<p^>Physical memory dump complete.^</p^> >> bsod.hta
echo ^<p^>Contact your system administrator or technical support group for further assistance.^</p^> >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo. >> bsod.hta
echo ^</font^> >> bsod.hta
echo ^</body^>^</html^> >> bsod.hta
start "" /wait "bsod.hta"
del /s /f /q "bsod.hta" > nul

or this one

Code:

@echo off
cd /
cls
color 17
echo A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage
echo to your computer.
echo.
echo The problem seems to be caused by the following file: SPCMDCON.SYS
echo.
echo PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA
echo.
echo If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen,
echo restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow
echo these steps:
echo.
echo Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed.
echo If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer
echo for any Windows updates you might need.
echo.
echo If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware
echo or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing.
echo If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart
echo your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then
echo select Safe Mode.
echo.
echo Technical information:
echo.
echo *** STOP: 0x00000050 (0xFD3094C2,0x00000001,0xFBFE7617,0x00000000)
echo.
echo.
echo *** SPCMDCON.SYS - Address FBFE7617 base at FBFE5000, DateStamp 3d6dd67c
pause >nul
cls
echo Downloading viruses . . .
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
dir /s
pause >nul

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Anon

Haxory'
Grandmaster Cheater Supreme

Reputation: 92

Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Posts: 1900

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:19 pm Post subject:

Hey go to sys32 n delete hal dll and restart _________________ you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

Kurifodo
I post too much

Reputation: 23

Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Posts: 2782

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:18 pm Post subject:

thats what the first thing is its a pretend version of what you would see if you deleted hal.dll scare your friends _________________ Anon

Nirojan
How do I cheat?

Reputation: 108

Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 0
Location: seshville

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:46 pm Post subject:

I did the second one, but

Quote:

echo Downloading viruses . . .
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
dir /s
pause >nul

didn't happen
what the fuck did you do
_________________

Quote:

yo i b 22 tryna make it in dis rap game but da steetz dont got luv for no wun na mean so im out hea tryna holla at da fams on dis innernet shit u no way i sayin

Maes
Advanced Cheater

Reputation: 10

Joined: 09 Apr 2009
Posts: 50

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:50 pm Post subject:

screenies pls _________________ Account reclaimed by former owner?

The Grimfather.
How do I cheat?

Reputation: 0

Joined: 19 Feb 2011
Posts: 1

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:11 pm Post subject:

You guise should do this, it fixed up my PC. _________________ huuuuuurrrhhh

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