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Up2Admin
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 Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:51 pm Post subject: Uncle told me he's putting me in his will |
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He was recently told he has cholesterol in his eyes (yes, he's pretty fat). Basically, he has 2 years to live unless he starts worrying about his health, but he hasn't, he stopped taking his medication because it "made his hair greasy".
So yeah, he's been telling me where all of his papers and hidden treasures are (he has a box with gold rings in it), and he said he'd be putting me in his will.
Not sure how to feel. Happy about the money I could earn, but he buys me a lot of stuff as it is.
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| sell all his shit to buy more alienware products. |
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Up2Admin
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| Brolock wrote: | | sell all his shit to buy more alienware products. |
Mom is buying me one of the laptops (deal we made a while back, made good grades), after that I'll only need the LCD monitor... then I'll have everything.
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Say to him that you care about him more than his possessions and persuade him to fix his health.
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| Kick his ass. Old guys respect that. |
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Gilles de la Tourette
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| Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:11 am Post subject: |
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| xTremist wrote: | | Say to him that you care about him more than his possession and persuade him to fix his health. |
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Up2Admin
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| Receding wrote: | | Kick his ass. Old guys respect that. |
He's not old, he's only 37.
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| Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:29 am Post subject: |
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| Gilles de la Tourette wrote: | | xTremist wrote: | | Say to him that you care about him more than his possession and persuade him to fix his health. |
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Up2Admin
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| Saric wrote: | | Gilles de la Tourette wrote: | | xTremist wrote: | | Say to him that you care about him more than his possession and persuade him to fix his health. |
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Eh.
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| Up2Admin wrote: | | Saric wrote: | | Gilles de la Tourette wrote: | | xTremist wrote: | | Say to him that you care about him more than his possession and persuade him to fix his health. |
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Eh. |
He'll think you care about him more and give you more. 
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| Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:04 am Post subject: |
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You should try to be a good nephew and try to help him get in shape.
I suggest telling him to eat cheerios. |
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| Just¡n wrote: | | Up2Admin wrote: | | Saric wrote: | | Gilles de la Tourette wrote: | | xTremist wrote: | | Say to him that you care about him more than his possession and persuade him to fix his health. |
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Eh. |
He'll think you care about him more and give you more. |
But he'll suspect that you only care about him so he might give you more and in return give you nothing. |
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| Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:05 am Post subject: |
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| Up2Admin wrote: | | Saric wrote: | | Gilles de la Tourette wrote: | | xTremist wrote: | | Say to him that you care about him more than his possession and persuade him to fix his health. |
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Eh. |
Tell him to not put you in his will and instead donate to charity if he has to. Try to get him into shape though. If it were me, I'd rather have an uncle who care about me more than a dead uncle and some petty gold rings. |
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im in almost the same situation: my grandparent will give me a farm...
Alienware + Razer FTW!
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| Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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you are an asshole
a family member dead so you can get a TV?
my uncle's a millionaire, i still wouldn't wish him dead for cash |
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