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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:10 pm    Post subject: I am teh bitch whisperer Reply with quote

The Bitch Whisperer or Women need to be trained like dogs.

I love to watch The Dog Whisperer. The way he controls dogs is amazing and his advice is always to stay dominant and never take the submissive position. I immediately associated this with women and the same is true whether you are dealing with a bitch or a bitch.

When you show a bitch that you are submissive, you are allowing her to take control and automatically giving her the dominant position in the relationship. The dominant position isn't one that should be held by a woman, it's not in them and things never work out because a woman needs the direction and guidance of a strong alpha male.

The Dog Whisperer goes on to say that a dog is much happier in the submissive position and is happiest when they have a job/service to do. When the dog is dominant, the house is corrupt and unhappy without direction and both the owner and dog are miserable. Same goes with women. A woman will be much happier in the submissive position in the relationship and her life will seem more meaningful if she has jobs/services/duties to perform for her man. The way a wild dog is a menace to other dogs is the same way that a woman in charge is a menace to other women in relationships.

If the man is dominant in the relationship and his woman hangs out with a woman who is into equal rights, or bossing her man around, she will start to poison your woman and break her training. Get her in a pack of 3 or more of those woman and all training can be lost in a week.

The Dog Whisperer says:

Never show the dog affection when you come home right away, no eye contact. Make sure that they behaved themselves, then show affection. SAME GOES FOR WOMEN!

When out with your dog, lead them. Never follow. Never go where the dog wants to go. Go where you want to go and do what you want to do. Never let the dog lead, always make them follow. SAME GOES FOR WOMEN!

When walking, if the dog needs to relieve itself, you stop where you want. SAME GOES FOR WOMEN!

Use a choker. SAME GOES FOR WOMEN!

Always correct immediately, never wait until you finish what you are doing. If there is a behavior that you do not like, immediately correct your dog. SAME GOES FOR WOMEN!

Always let the dog know that they are a dog. You are the human. You are in charge. You call the shots. They are here for your enjoyment and for your service. SAME GOES FOR WOMEN!

Sometimes it's necessary to use a little force to get the correction across. FUCKIN A! SAME GOES FOR WOMEN!
Rule 1: Going out. When you are going out, go where you want. Never let her decide where she wants to go. Imagine she's a dog. She'll sniff buts for hours (talking to other chicks) or smell to see where other dogs have been (see what the other girls did so they can compare you). When you go out, pretend that you are out with a dog (that you can fuck later). Lead, never follow, and go directly where you want and stop only when you want. You'd never ask your dog, "What do you want to do?" Same goes for your woman!

Rule 2: Know what you want. Do what you want. Never ask "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" Because it's just like letting your dog run free in a scrap yard full of fire old hydrants. There will be 50,000 things that need to be seen done and every one is more exciting then the last and oh my gawd this one no that one, weeeeeeeee! It's not fun for the owner, yet the dog has a blast. The owner is in charge (man) and the dog (woman) follows.

Rule 3: Never let the bitch be in charge. This works for dogs too. It's never too late to take control. Not only will your bitch be happier, but your life will be much easier.

Starting a relationship is like bringing home a dog from the shelter. They're very affectionate in the beginning, because they're so happy to be out of the shelter. Yet the second they see an opening of submissive behavior, it's a downward spiral. They will take over if given the chance.

When you bring home a new dog from the shelter you have to take into consideration where it came from. Was it a loving home, what role did the dog play, was it neglected, abused etc. You need to establish rules & regulations immediately for a happy situation. It doesn't matter what the last home was about, it doesn't matter what the last master was like, you are in charge now and you need to let it know beyond a shadow of any doubt. You don't fuck around. You don't take any shit. You can easily replace that bitch in 45 minutes. Same goes for your dog.

Never let the dog know this may be a temporary thing. Always let it know that this a forever home. Same goes for a woman.

The way a well trained dog is more affectionate, is the same way a well trained woman will be more affectionate. A dog needs a job to do so it can be happy. A woman needs a job to do so she can be happy.

We all know one woman who has a great husband. He does everything for her, gives her everything she could want and she is clearly in control in the relationship. What does she do? Trash talk her man every chance she gets and she even does it in front of him. Why? Because she isn't really happy on the inside. On the outside everything is fine and dandy, she gets everything and she is treated like a queen. But on the inside she lacks direction and wants to be mistreated a lil bit. Wants to be treated like the hoe she longs to be.

We all know one woman who has a shit man. A man that cheats on her, he smacks her around every now and then, he treats her like shit. What does she do? Sucks the skin off his dick. Sure she throws him out once every few months (because her good for nothing friends stick their noses where it don't belong) and she even finds a new & improved man (because her good for nothing friends stick their noses where it don't belong) and what does she do after a week or so? Goes right back to that cheating low life and slightly abusive yet very dominant man. Why? Because she isn't happy on the outside and her bitch friends love to try and fix relationships when they don't even have one. Yet on the inside this woman is pleased and happy as can be. If you get those bitches out of the equation and nobody is filling her head with stupid bitch shit, they'll have a very happy life together. The way you don't let your dog pal around with wild strays without a master is the same way you don't let your bitch pal around with women who are not in relationships or are the alpha bitches in their relationships.

Treat your woman like a queen and she'll want to be your king.
Treat her like a hoe and she'll respect you like the pimp that you are.
Treat her like an equal partner and she'll still want to be queen & eventually king.

They way you wouldn't ask or tell your dog that you are going to take charge now, is the same way that you don't ask or tell your woman that you are going to take charge. You just do it. If you take immediate charge, you'll cause her to be confused and that will leave the window open long enough to get some dominant roots established.

If you've watched the Dog Whisperer, he will do something to distract the dogs from the behavior that he doesn't like. The same goes for women, you need to keep them off balance with distractions and misdirection. This can easily be done with changing the conversation to something she is very interested in. For example:

Man: Iron my shirt. I'm going out with the guys. (toss shirt on the bed).
Woman: You're not going out tonight! I taped the Vagina Monologues and I wanted to watch it together!
Man: Ya know I was thinking about going to see that ballet you been talking about.
Woman: Thong lake?!? What brought that....
Man: Babe, I'm going to be late.
Woman: You're not going.
Man: (point to shirt) You know that fat bitch you're always talking about? Lea? I seen her at the bus stop making out with some person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin (fuel for a gabfest, she'll be so happy to gab on the phone that she'll forget about the vagina monologues) The guys'll be here in a few minutes. My shirt!

If the misdirection technique doesn't work, then you need to do the short leash thing. Just do what you want. The dominant dog will bark and fuss when the dominant seat is threatened, but you just continue to do what you want, when you want until the bitch is broken and trained. Once trained, the bitch is much happier.

Be prepared! The bitch and the dog will both put up a fierce fight. If you back down, even once, the bitch and dog will know that there is a level of fear and while it may take the submissive role now, one day it may challenge for the dominant seat. Never show fear! Never show submissive behavior! Always do exactly what you want, when you want, how you want and MAKE her do shit.

This has never failed. Even during an argument day. Don't over do this, she'll catch on, save it when you want to flex your pimp hand.

Call to your bitch. "Woman, I want you to put on (insert name/color of outfit here) with those (insert color/name of shoes here). Get your hair all sexy like you do, I want you to look good for me when I come home. I got a surprise for us. KISS." DIAL TONE! End of conversation.

What is the surprise? Your raging hardon and a pearl necklace. Come home, "Dayum baby, you look good. So sexy (kiss), I miss you (kiss)" then do your thing right there either on the couch or living room floor. Then, and only if you feel like it, go out to eat or some shit.

You'll only get away with this twice in a row. The next time you do it, take her someplace. Don't ask her. Remember, you lead, bitch follows. She wants to stop and sniff another bitches ass or window shop, "Baby, we're going to be late. Let's GO." And she'll skip along to catch up to her master as her heels clip clop. "What are we going to be late for?" Without making eye contact, "You'll see."

This next one is a 70/30 shot. Call her, tell her you love her. Confidence, no um.... Er.... Baby eh.... Um.... Confidence. Write it down, practice it if need be. Confidence is sexy. Explain to her that when you come home, you want a naked woman on the bed, on the couch, in the living room, with a bottle of wine/beer/joint/cheese burger, etc. I'll be home in 20 minutes. CLICK! Most of the time it works and every detail is perfect.

But Tone, my woman is in charge and I can't take control. It's too late. BULLSHIT! It's never too late. You take control by being dominant & confident. Let her know beyond a doubt that you're not going to take it any more and if need be, a slight smack. It'll be hard at first, but once you establish your dominant position, life will be much easier for both of you.

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