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Brillia
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:25 pm    Post subject: how to break my laptop? Reply with quote

how ?? so I get the warranty back? im not fucking satisfied with my fucking laptop bought for 1000$. coz I saw an I13 laptop a while ago with 4GB ram for only 880$. I mean FUUUUCK.

how to?
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just give your laptop to a family member for a week then get it back.
It should have every virus available on the internet.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fucking smash it on the ground
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nirojan wrote:
fucking smash it on the ground

That would be too obvious.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stylised wrote:
Just give your laptop to a family member for a week then get it back.
It should have every virus available on the internet.


hey grandma, happy early birthday Very Happy
congrats on being 117

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:20 am    Post subject: Re: how to break my laptop? Reply with quote

HeyBro wrote:
how ?? so I get the warranty back? im not fucking satisfied with my fucking laptop bought for 1000$. coz I saw an I13 laptop a while ago with 4GB ram for only 880$. I mean FUUUUCK.

how to?


Warranty doesn't mean You will get back Your money. In most places, You can give back the stuff in 3 days if there is a GOOD reason for it. After that, they will change it to the SAME type if it cannot be repaired. And if they don't have the same type and they cannot offer a similar comp, then You can get a "refund" that You can spend in the SAME shop only.

And any error that was made by the user is the user's crap. They will not change it back because it is full of viruses or because You have broken it.

So unless You fuck an ugly chick at the customer service or You shout "GIVE BACK MY MONEY" until they beat You to death or give back Your money, Your chances are slim.

Think twice before You buy something.

Shop= You buy stuff permanently.
Rental= You rent stuff temporarily.

Guess they will tell You the difference when You get there.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Strelok wrote:
Stylised wrote:
Just give your laptop to a family member for a week then get it back.
It should have every virus available on the internet.


hey grandma, happy early birthday :D
congrats on being 117

How about you give it to someone who doesn't break their fingers from using the keyboard?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:53 am    Post subject: Re: how to break my laptop? Reply with quote

Geri wrote:
You

"You" shouldn't be capitalised.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

overheat the thing until it burns out, then say the fan was faulty.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Read what the warranty covers.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dasus! wrote:
overheat the thing until it burns out, then say the fan was faulty.


This is probably a good idea. Just leave it on for a couple of days on a bed or something and block up the fan. Make sure you don't set fire to your house though.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>Turn it on.
>Put it in a bag
>close the bag
>????
>PROFIT
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