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redslothx · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:48 pm Post subject: This is madness!

so i was flying over to AK yesterday to drop of my sexy doggies at uncle's place.

I reach M.I.A. and get in line for a typical screening. Some fucking nig finds that my belt beeps too much *cuz i like sexy belts with studded metal holes embedded all around it.* This nig, literally a nig, calls up his fat nig boss. I explain that it was my belt. Nig proceeds to a full body scan.

Oh my gosh, the faggotry that goes on behind this shit should b considered immoral and unethical. They had the biggest faggot in the world(Some skinny white guy with a modern mohawk, clean, shiny face, and lip gloss.) supervising the scan images. I ask to opt out of the scan thinking that a pat down is better and less awkward for me.

Wrong.

Nig #2(the 1st nig's supervisor) does the pat down. Either he likes feeling people up, or he was trained to massage people. This fat fuck took his sweet time checking my torso. I was like: "Wtf are you looking for? I'm wearing a shirt that's almost skin tight."

Wrong move.

Nig: *Gasp* "Sir, don't question Airport Policy. You do not want me to make this harder for both of us."

....
Already knowing that he's doing it to piss me off, I return the favor. I fake a fucking moan when he moves down to my waist.

EL OH EL

Nig looks up at me. I look down at him and say: "I'm sorry, it's just that I'm very sensitive in that area."

EL OH EL part 2
He stops his pat down and lets me go right after.

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Airport faggotry needs to change.

ControlAltDelete · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:57 pm Post subject:

LOL'D, faked a moan. GG Vince.

Wania · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:59 pm Post subject:

Dude. best fucking thing i ever heard.
I would be to fuckin scared to do anything cocky,even if I hadn't done anything wrong.

Saric · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:59 pm Post subject:

I laughed.

redslothx · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:12 pm Post subject:

I was thinking about this all along the flight and I want to know your opinion on it.
Do you believe that the people who look at these scans could be getting aroused? Do you believe that if a child gets scanned(which they have), that some pedophile could be watching these images? I've seen samples of how the scans come out. The detail and extent at which they reveal your body is quite disturbing and inappropriate.

I know for a fact that some of the people supervising this shit enjoy it. Either they like invading people's privacy, or they love the awkwardness of it.

Nirojan · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:19 pm Post subject:

redslothx · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:25 pm Post subject:

ControlAltDelete · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:25 pm Post subject:

redslothx · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:32 pm Post subject:

SFP+ · Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:33 pm Post subject:

Up2Admin · Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:29 am Post subject:

I don't see the appeal of the Mona Lisa.

ControlAltDelete · Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:08 am Post subject: