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Crinchy
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 Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:43 pm Post subject: LOL! COME HERE Hitler!!!!! LAME JOKES! |
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Post your lame jokes.
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers."
joke 2:
Never try to out-stubborn a cat
Joke 3:
What do you call a country where people drive only pink cars? A pink carnation.
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InternetIsSeriousBusiness
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the the the
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Tell this to a girl:
If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?
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Oblivious
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| Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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| asciicat wrote: | Tell this to a girl:
If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question? |
Maybe.
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the the the
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| Cryoma's Bitch wrote: | | asciicat wrote: | Tell this to a girl:
If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question? |
Maybe. |
correct reply for bitches: I will not have sex with you (avoiding the question)
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| Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:55 pm Post subject: Re: LOL! COME HERE Ihazanidea!!!!! LAME JOKES! |
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| lilkid wrote: | Post your lame jokes.
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers."
joke 2:
Never try to out-stubborn a cat
Joke 3:
What do you call a country where people drive only pink cars? A pink carnation. |
.....whai post topics with my username?
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