Cheat Engine

[Maes]

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This book will give you the insight on the coolest, newest, and most styling ways to kill yourself with items you might find around the household. In it, you can find sections on how to kill yourself with certain items (i.e. Guns: 95 ways to die; that we can legally put in the book.)
It also contains images to show you exactly what each death is supposed to look like when performed correctly.


This product has a OWW (One-week-Warrenty) certified by the best officials we could pick off the street! Thats right, a OWW, free to those who dial the number soon to follow in the next ten minutes. (Number is: 1800-***-****). Here are some reviews for this revolutionary book:

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It was so aweful, that I cryed myself to sleep after reading the first page. -Bookworm Weekly

My son got a hold of the book and tried to hang himself with a balloon, thanks to you monsters. I hope you burn in hell. -WhatsIn

I purchased this book from a downtown shop thinking it was some sort of horrid joke, since it peaked my interest. Now I can't sleep without a horrid mirage of images comeing to my head and frightening me. -TheEdge
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We are so confident that you will enjoy this book, we will send you TWO books, completely free. So call now, before this Warehouse becomes a Barehouse! Call 1800-***-**** - We accept Visa, MasterCard, and Paypal!
We are not held liable for any deaths commited because of this book. Reading this while not under any form of serious depression is strongly reccomended against, and can cause a hatred of life, and a will to to kill yourself. This book is not real, and we do not accept actual payment for said book.

[br0l0ck]

sounds legit

[uchihaking97]

lol y r u talkgn about meh??

[Saric]

[Maes]

Someone please buy this, I really need the money for hookers.

[[Crap] Autizboyz]

[AtheistCrusader]

[M.CORP]

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[Maes]