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I’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.
I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack. This is when I realized that the butter I had shoved up my asshole had melted and leaked out onto my couch and it had a very distinct putrid stench to it. It had mixed with my shit to create something far worse than shit. It was probably the worst thing I’ve smelt in all my life. It actually smelt many times worse than the time I had stuck a pickle up my asshole and forgot about until the morning after.
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C-Dizzle
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| Well this is a nice thing to read before I go to college....
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Nirojan
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| Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 1:57 am Post subject: |
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so an almost decade-old accumulated liquid shit?
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Wow dude. Wow.
Were you able to clean it up alright?
Like is your couch okay...
Not that Im worried cause thats pretty uh gross...
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Desolati0n
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| Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:36 am Post subject: Re: So basically |
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| xx420420smokeweed420420xx wrote: | I’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.
I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack. This is when I realized that the butter I had shoved up my asshole had melted and leaked out onto my couch and it had a very distinct putrid stench to it. It had mixed with my shit to create something far worse than shit. It was probably the worst thing I’ve smelt in all my life. It actually smelt many times worse than the time I had stuck a pickle up my asshole and forgot about until the morning after. |
This implies, you regularly have things shoved up your asshole, thus allowing you to forget about something such as a pickle.
Please refer to this phone number: 1-800-784-2433
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Gilles de la Tourette
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| Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:13 am Post subject: |
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| awesome tale
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Channel GannoK
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| Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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True story
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| Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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hate when that happens, bro.
much love.
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Channel GannoK
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| Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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I do this daily
Basically
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wow dude, that sucks. Thanks for the heads up because honestly I was thinking about trying it.
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