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coolman++
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:50 am    Post subject: A serious letter of apology Reply with quote

Hi guys!

I realized that I am not wanted here. I have angered several people throughout my time here at CEF. I would like to say farewell. Oh how awful that word sounds. I would like to say a few words before I part:

I am pleased to write this letter of recommendation for Hitler . Hitler worked with me in the Assfucking Department at CEF for 2 years. He began here as buttfucker, and after several promotions, ended his service as .

During Hitler's service with us I spent considerable time with him. Very goal oriented, Hitler was always punctual. He was dedicated to his work and the job at hand.

Hitler demonstrated from early in his tenure that he understood what business is all about. He was well organized. He was quite aware of the bottom line, and had a knack for recognizing and eliminating waste. I suppose doing well in business is easy if you are, as he was, efficient by nature.

I would like to be very clear about why Hitler is no longer with us. Hitler is available for new challenges only because of his desire to learn and grow further. We would have loved to see him stay, but certainly understand his need to advance beyond the positions we have available.

In closing, let me say I have no hesitation in recommending Hitler for any position pertaining to asskissing. I feel confident he would be an asset to your organization.

Sincerely,






















spoiler: When I said farewell, I really meant it to the fried chicken leg I just ate.
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Slugsnack
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It makes me wonder how big a loser you are irl considering how much time you dedicate to making lame threads consisting of huge walls of text online
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Womanizer
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slugsnack wrote:
It makes me wonder how big a loser you are irl considering how much time you dedicate to making lame threads consisting of huge walls of text online

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Fafaffy
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why can't you be a funny troll? God I miss the old trolls
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Evil_Intentions
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Womanizer wrote:
Slugsnack wrote:
It makes me wonder how big a loser you are irl considering how much time you dedicate to making lame threads consisting of huge walls of text online
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Kargarok
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so you're not leaving?
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Sui
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This motherfucker is retarded.
Case closed.

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Evil_Intentions
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sui wrote:
This motherfucker is retarded.
Case closed.


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