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 Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:02 pm Post subject: Helloween |
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51344
| Quote: | I was at the Christ on a Cross Mall in Leviticus Landing today shopping for sensible shoes for the surprise Baptism/Exorcism.
I decided to stop at the Cinnabun in the Food Court for a nice treat and some coffee. When lo and behold, an entire 1st grade class from some HELL-bound secular school comes parading in all dressed up in demonic Halloween costumes! Ghost, witches, goblins, mummies, Dora the Explorer, you name it. I was frightened and enraged at the same time.
I whipped out my mace and sprayed all 15 of them in the face and shouted at them that the demons in them BEGONE in the name of JESUS and that JESUS was ashamed of them for what they were doing and that they would ALL GO TO HELL!!
I managed to smack a few with my book bag (that had my over-sized, leather-bound KJV1611 Bible in it) before a few of the teachers and some idiot Mall cop tackled me. As they were hauling me off I laughed at the little demons as they moaned in agony and cried. I shouted at them that the pain is just a taste of what HELL will be like if they continue their HELL-bound, Satan worshiping ways.
My Joo lawyer told me I knocked one little girl unconscious and dislocated some other little boy's shoulder. I guess he was the one dressed up as Indiana Jones, whoever that is.
Brothers and Sisters. I will need your prayers at this time that all the parents of these demonized children will not press charges against me. I was only doing what GOD told me to do. |
This forum isn't serious right? Right?
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Garavito
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Might be, I used to go church and the pastor would yell at people until the 'demons' left them.
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Strelok
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| Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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ima disect this hold on
| Quote: | | I was at the Christ on a Cross Mall in Leviticus Landing today shopping for sensible shoes for the surprise Baptism/Exorcism. |
not even going to...
| Quote: | | I whipped out my mace and sprayed all 15 of them in the face and shouted at them that the demons in them BEGONE in the name of JESUS and that JESUS was ashamed of them for what they were doing and that they would ALL GO TO HELL!! |
yea an old lady did that on the news once
i forget which asylum she was sent to
| Quote: | | My Joo lawyer told me I knocked one little girl unconscious and dislocated some other little boy's shoulder. I guess he was the one dressed up as Indiana Jones, whoever that is. |
ohshit. a demonic hero
| Quote: | | Lve, Sister Thumper |
when did this become a porn forum?
| Quote: | | What has the world come to, when good deeds like trying to save our children from an eternaty in Hell is not accepted by our society. I'm truly discusted to the bone, and I'll pray that the kids teachers and parents for that matter, will be puniched properly by the LORD and that no one you will press charges against you. |
she beats children randomly and you support. k. where is my redneck rifle
| Quote: | What is pathetic is how those cops roughed me up! I just had my nails and hair done and that costs a lot of money.
How dare they be so rough on a fragile flower like me. They could have HURT me! |
so basically, "im a whore and i beat children who dress up in a brown jacket with the name jones, but im the best christian evar"
| Quote: | | Sister BTB, I have made a few calls and sequestered the DVD's from Cinnabons security cameras. Sam Diamond is on the case leaning on a few witnesses. I imagine within a week, people will be begging you to not press charges against them. After all this outrageous behavior took place in Landover. That is as irresponsible as putting a box of Twinkies© in with 'Diet food'. |
secret troll
| Quote: | | Sister, if the worst happens, be sure to demand a jury trial. No Freehold County jury will convict you. |
diluted
| Quote: | | Don't they know that Helloween costumes are illegal in Freehold? Why would the mall cop not be arresting them, and the teachers encouraging such illegal depravity? |
pretending to be a goodguy is illegal? wat
| Quote: | | And why are they parading in their Helloween costumes almost a month before Satan's birthday, anyway? |
wtf? what happened to the "since beginning of time" shits?
| Quote: | | I think a certain mall cop will soon be finding himself a new job. |
saving little kids from more sever injuries. nah. hes safe
| Quote: | | BTB, I was talking with some of the men over coffee today at the Landover Mens Club |
wait i thought you prejudiced pricks were against homosexuality?
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