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Channel GannoK pffrt
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:42 pm Post subject: The AMAZING sex story of Sonic and Wania |
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I write a mini sex novel about.
So its Wania and Sonic in Sweden.
Sounds like a challenge brb.
In a Nordic country on the Scandinavian Peninsula in Northern Europe. Sweden is about to have its most epic orgy of 2 people ever. There is like this guy who runs super fucking fast because he smokes meth, and this CEF hoar who lives somewhere in Stockholm because every Swedish cunt lives in Stockholm because nobody gives two shits about Sweden because Sweden sucks penis because. So this bitch around 17 (lolcpguiz) is walking around eating fish because apparently to fucking Wikipedia Swedish whores like fish. When she called for a cab and when it came near, the liscence plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror! If she could say anything it was that this cab was rare so she thought forget and said "yo holmes to Gothenburg!"I, pulled, up to the house about 7 or 8,
And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, Sit on my throne, as the whore of Gothenburg! Then she ran outside to this crack addicts house and opened the door saying "my names wania and I will suck your dick for niggers!" suprisngly the guy said " well isn't that convenient! I happen to have about 7 in my fridge atm! btw my naem is sonic and i smoke crack" then Wania was all like "I know dood." then they ran up the stairs, opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walked the dinosaur. Once they had their super rave go go time wania was all like "dude im so high, lets fuck cuz im a crack hoar yo" then sonic was all like "dick butt" and his penis 4 inch long inside pipes. then wania was like "then who was phone?" i dunno. So he asked her to look in his closet for his dead dog that died there last week and he asked in the most soothing voice you could ever imagine, "I came in your pooper. 3 times." and as she turned around too look at her ass she could see the cum marks written as
The game.
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Wania Master Cheater
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Sweden!
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Oblivious Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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Sonic
but an original character that can't steal
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Cryoma Member of the Year
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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Wania and Sonic in Sweden.
Oh dear.
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Channel GannoK pffrt
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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brb while i mini research about Sweden and make it the most stereo typical place in my story ever
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Wania Master Cheater
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Cryoma wrote: | Wania and Sonic in Sweden.
Oh dear. |
oh god.
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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ZONE 1:
STOCKHOLM
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Oblivious Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Cryoma wrote: | ZONE 1:
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SONIC HEROESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Cryoma Member of the Year
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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>Eat lots of fish
It's so they have a reason to sm... I'll stop there.
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Wania Master Cheater
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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lol im 22, i live close to stockholm, and fish.. hmm do they talka bout swedish fish?
or maybe sill.
whatever. I lol'd
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ArcaneKnite Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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| I lol'd so hard at epic orgy with 2 people.
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Channel GannoK pffrt
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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Hmm. I think im done guys. i dunno lol.
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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| I Lol'd.
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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Dude I should author lol
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Wania Master Cheater
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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| lost it.
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