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When I was four, I met Bob Saget on the set of AFV.
I was hanging out in the greenroom, and my parents were talking with him before the taping of an episode, and the greenroom babysitter lady was hanging out with me and she was really nice. Then she brought Bob Saget over and introduced me to him. I loved Full House, so I was super stoked. He was pretty friendly. Then my parents had to leave, and the babysitter lady and Bob Saget walked them out to the lobby. I was alone in there for like less than a minute. Bob Saget came back in and he just stared at me. Like, he just fucking STARED ME DOWN for like 30 seconds, and then he was like "You think you're cute, you little fucker?" in such a fucking angry venomous voice, and then the babysitter came in and he was all sweet again. But like, with sort of a smirk, like he knew I knew he was fucking evil as hell. I had dinner with him and a bunch of crew members and my parents that night, and my mom had me sit next to him since she knew I loved Full House, but I didn't want to sit by him and she didn't know why. I also never watched Full House again. To this day, it creeps me out.
Anyway, as I grew up, I barely remember this happening. But I can't fucking watch that prick on tv. He's so scary. Also, this was in the early nineties when everyone thought he was nice. Since then, he's gotten raunchier, and now I'm convinced I didn't just make this up like a crazy little kid. I'm totally sure this happened, and I really remember it. Oh also, when I got old enough, my parents said something about me asking them what "fucker" meant on the ride back to the hotel that night after taping, and they asked where I heard it, and I said Bob Saget told it to me. They were laughing but I was weirded out like, "Woah... that DID happen..."

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