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 Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:43 pm Post subject: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds |
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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DURAN
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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| poor scale, got more?
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Yazu™
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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| So is Bob an alcoholic or what?
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DURAN
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Fatcat. wrote: | | So is Bob an alcoholic or what? |
I think he ran off.
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(\/)_(;,,;)_(\/)
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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| DURAN wrote: | | Fatcat. wrote: | | So is Bob an alcoholic or what? |
I think he ran off. |
No she killed him.
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SGL
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:57 pm Post subject: |
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200 kilos?
or 200 pounds?
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Simon :v
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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| SirGodlike wrote: | 200 kilos?
or 200 pounds? |
Liters.
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Nirojan
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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What the fuck does "go from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds" mean?
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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| BlackAzn wrote: | | What the fuck does "go from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds" mean? |
Obviously a car...
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| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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| BlackAzn wrote: | | What the fuck does "go from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds" mean? |
The wife was referring to a car. Hurr fucking durr.
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Nirojan
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Because the joke is old.
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