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MisterNoodle Advanced Cheater
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:31 am Post subject: Best way to commit suicide |
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ControlAltDelete Friendly Giant
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Jump in front of an oncoming train.
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Oblivious Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Run into a crowd, yell "WHO THE FUCK JUST FARTED!?!?!?", and shoot self.
+1 if you get reference.
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Saucy. How do I cheat?
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| Slowly rip off body parts with pliers, starting with fingernails and toenails.
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br0l0ck Cheater
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| Oblivious wrote: | Run into a crowd, yell "WHO THE FUCK JUST FARTED!?!?!?", and shoot self.
+1 if you get reference. | nick swardson; seriously who farted
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Oblivious Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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| Brolock wrote: | | Oblivious wrote: | Run into a crowd, yell "WHO THE FUCK JUST FARTED!?!?!?", and shoot self.
+1 if you get reference. | nick swardson; seriously who farted |
What a waste.
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Lamer17 How do I cheat?
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| Saucy Balmung wrote: | | Slowly rip off body parts with pliers, starting with fingernails and toenails. |
>you can do it fast
what are you, superman?
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MisterNoodle Advanced Cheater
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| are you telling me this time machine is made out of a delorean?
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Trucido Moderator
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Suicide bomb a meaningless area.
"IN BREAKING NEWS, A TERRORIST ATTACK HAS HAPPENED AT AN EMPTY FIELD"
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whisk Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:22 am Post subject: |
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Jump behind a train
Also, leave a note about aliens.
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MisterNoodle Advanced Cheater
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| Trucido wrote: | | Suicide bomb a meaningless area. |
Israel?
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whisk Grandmaster Cheater
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| Trucido wrote: | Suicide bomb a meaningless area.
"IN BREAKING NEWS, A TERRORIST ATTACK HAS HAPPENED AT AN EMPTY FIELD" |
I'd do it on my school oval/suncorp stadium.
PLAY FOOTBALL NOW, FAGGOTS.
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Slugsnack Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Brillia How do I cheat?
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pure genius,
btw, best way is to die from over masturbating, i dunno if u will die from it.. i bet it's the most painjful way to die.
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Monkeys I post too much
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:46 am Post subject: |
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Do that gif, but on top of a building with a cord on your legs that's about 2.5m less than the building's length.
You'll hang upside down spewing blood onto your decapitated head + the above gif won't work due to lack of strain on the wire.
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