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Crinchy

I want your real story :)

I was 13, I was watching porn, I saw a guy rub his d!ck before entering a vagina, so I did it. And I did not know what that was, but it felt amazing, so I kept doing it, and boom, I ran and told my mother my pee is white, and she told me..

Your turn:

Saric · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:08 pm Post subject:

Why do you keep talking about masturbation? I've seen like, 3-4 topics of yours talking about this. Rolling Eyes

1929394839292057839194958 · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:09 pm Post subject:

>13
>not knowing what it is
>watching porn and not fapping
>telling mum
Yeah sure you did.

Aids · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:09 pm Post subject:

Go somewhere else for your fetishes.

Society · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:10 pm Post subject:

Loganator · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:15 pm Post subject:

Behind the local McDonalds at ravens scavenging a half eaten Big Mac.

majjikelkitty · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:54 pm Post subject:

when i was born and that made me cool with me 19 inch one, im t pain btw

Michael · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:35 pm Post subject:

clash of clans hacks · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:50 pm Post subject:

I learned how to fap from watching Ali G In Da House, but didn't really know why they were doing that. I did know what masturbating was but didn't know how it was done.
From that point on, every time I was with friends and I saw any naked part of a chick on tv, I did the same thing they did in the movie for like a few seconds, for comical purposes.
But then about 5 years later, one night I was watching porn all alone, and tried to do it, but this time keep doing it. After a few hours i suddenly felt this weired feeling. I was like "SHIT SHIT SHIT AM I'M CUMMING SHIT SHIT I'M GONNA CUM WHAT DO I DO!!" so I put my thumb on it, 'cause I didn't want to spray my sheets. It was a good feeling, but I was panicking so that ruined. After I came, my thumb was a little bit wet, but I didn't see anything thick or white. I searched my sheets for traces of sperm but didn't find anything, it was like it had disappeared. Then I went to go take a dunk and while sitting on the toilet, I was thinking to myself "Alright! My first orgasm!"

And that event triggered a lot of similar nights. I learned how to use my spit as lube, and that cumming in paper tissues was a real time saver, and much much more.

shitposter · Newbie cheater Reputation: 5 Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 15

11, in the bathroom.
derp

Crinchy · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:04 pm Post subject:

Death Leprechaun was the best story yet.

Don't be shy, come on by, tell me how you first flapped, and cummed sky high!

Cryoma · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:27 pm Post subject:

Mmmm...
I first screwed two pillows before I used my hand.

Mi/c/healRein · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:30 pm Post subject:

Sept 21 2008
I knew what masturbating was, but i had never actually done it.
I was rubbing myself (I forget what it was to) and i came.

Coldie ;] · Guest

Well originally I didn't even know the concept of masturbation until I was roughly 10 years old.

Then they talked about it in health class.

I went home, wet one of those cardboard rolls that's underneath toilet paper in the shower. And then placed my dick inside of it and fucked it.

Yep.

Mi/c/healRein · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:37 pm Post subject: