Cheat Engine

[kosmas]

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk.
The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

[Saucy.]

A blind man runs into a deaf child, knocking him down. The blind man apologizes, but the child hears nothing, because it's deaf.

[Loganator]

A turtle was in a race against a cheetah. The turtle lost because it lost.

[Phox]

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he exclaims.

[kosmas]