Haxory'
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| Quote: | Why does my dog's poop smell like semen?
My brother's dog still sometimes has accidents in our hallway and whenever she poops the smell comes into the living room well sometimes i've noticed it smells like semen. Could there be a reason it smells like this? I know this is a dumb question to ask but i was hoping there isn't anything medicaly wrong with her if it is the case.
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Doggy doo doo will have different smells from time to time depending on what they eat. If someone is allowing her table food that is the culprit. Does your brother know or is he gone working, shopping etc. when this happens.
Tell him to lay off the table scraps or someone will think he is getting romantic with the dog.
and what does semen smell like? this is just weird.
no offense but maybe its ur brother
yes this is a dumb question
check it again and see if it smells like your brother's semen or your father's semen.
maybe your brother is screwing your dog ..
your pet may have a secret toy hidden you are unaware of. his pleasure toy?
I would certainly ask a vet this question, but first be absolutely certain it is coming from the urine. How old is the dog. young, really active looking for action. I mean maybe it is little spills. Man that's a weird but still a good question.
First off, how would you know what semen smells like? Second off, one reason the poop would smell like semen is if semen was in her butt. Ask your brother!
It could be that either she's been swallowing semen or having anal sex. Or it could be that you are hopelessly horny and for some reason your brain just tells you it smells like semen, because your subconcious is telling you you need some.
this is the most silliest question i ever saw!have you got down and sniffed the poop?and what does semen smell like?where are you from?i live in kentucky and i have 3 dogs,2 cats,2 fish,i dont sniff poop or inspect it.i think you need help.i hope the poor dog gets out and runs away from your home cause i think your crazy!
The only way you'll know the true answer is by giving it a little taste test. Now, does it taste like poop or does it taste like your brothers semen?
poop? pee? wow .semen? giiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrllllllll. you are by any means guhross!
I am a vet asst. I have never smelled a dogs poop that smelled that way. But, Never the less you have to get that dog to the vets and let them take a smear of it's poo and see if it has worms or something. More the likely it is what you are feeding him. I'm sure your brother has not had sex with the dog. Then there would be a medical problem. Don't worry about some of these answer here. I've always been told that the only dumb question is the ones you don't ask. Good luck finding out what is wrong with your bro dog. |
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