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Dutch movies?

I was looking for some photographic lighting to buy. I was comparing prices from different stores in Europe. The prices are all in Euros, so it's easy to figure out the best deals. I came across a Dutch store. Of course I would never buy from them. Even if they were cheaper I'd be afraid to get ripped off. Or maybe they would try to save on postage, packaging, and spare parts. In any case it's not safe. Also they don't like Europeans, they don't like the fact that we can buy from them without import taxes or money exchange, so they might spit in the box or take some form of revenge.

Still, looking at their catalog I was amazed. They were selling film making equipent and lighting. For what? Have you ever seen a Dutch movie? Probably not, for your own sake. I saw two Dutch movies in my life, and both times was a very depressing experience. The first time was back in the 1980s. The Dutch made a stupid thriller film called "The Elevator". It was their attempt of copying American style adventure movies with an American style moral movie ending. It was pityful, not even amusing. This is what happens when you produce for a naive populace. Anyhow the film goes like this. A Dutch company produces a new "intelligent" computer chip, regardless of warning not to mess with artificial intelligence. A Dutch elevator company decides to adopt this chip to control a new elevator for an office building. The elevator becomes intelligent and mean, and decides to take revenge. The elevator starts killing its passengers. It does this by going too fast, suddently halting, and all kinds of different tricks (so much for Dutch stunts and special effects). The most shocking part of the film was supposed to be when a blind person calls the elevator and decides to walk in. The elevator knows the person is blind so it opens its doors, makes the noise, but the cabin is actually hiding a few meters above the victim. The person walks in and of course falls and dies.

This is not a joke, the Dutch movie really went like this. But there are heroes too in the movie. The Dutch heroes manage to foul the elevator and extract the dangerous chip. In the end they destroy the company microchip project and sacrifice progress that is too fast to control. Were they talking about Philips? Because as far as I know, Philips s not going that fast and their progress is all but out of control. ANY Korean and Japanese company, and now even Chinese are light years ahead. So let's forget about Dutch intelligent and murderous chips :-)

They were showing the movie in Paris, you can imagine people's faces when they came out. The Dutch should thank the European Union countries for having to let those films in, because trast me, nobody, no single country in the world, would import a movie like that. And the Dutch still go on bragging over the EU? We've been buying Dutch products for 50 years, mostly because we felt sorry for them!

And the second film? I saw it in a French hotel. Yes always the French, but they are another depressed population. This movie is even worse. It didn't even have a real plot. Basically there is a ladies dress that is being bought and sold second hand across shops in Holland. The dress brings bad luck and any woman wearing it dies or has something horrible happen to them. A girl wears in in the bus. The driver is horny so he parks the bus somewhere hidden and tries to rape her. I think this is common sexual pratice in Holland, but in this case it was because of the dress. Then a homeless woman finds the dress and is burned alive. A homeless man wants to kiss a young girl and offers one some money (Guilders I think it's called?) for a French kiss. The man is very disgusting and stinks, but we all know what kinds of spasm a Dutch person goes through when they see some money, don't we? This is no exception. The sight of money overcomes the girls fear of the disgusting, so she kisses him.

The rest of the movie I didn't see. It was too much for me.

But what do the Dutch use those lights for? Their pityful state subventioned trash films? Maybe pornot, but even there, I can assure you the Dutch are nowhere to be seen. The pornographic industry finds its best talents in the USA, Gremany, Italy, maybe even Frenca if you like the crude type. Of course the Dutch are very active in the industry, but only in buying and selling content (They are Dutch, remember?)

Dutch are nothing else but bankers. What do bankers do with photo/video equipment? Well they probably have some local farmer news and even a couple of quiz shows. Maybe even their big brother edition. So that's probably who uses those cameras.