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Trucido
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 3:40 am    Post subject: Resume tips. Reply with quote

Anyone got a good template, and what headings should I put in there?
I have no previous work exp.

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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 3:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No templates, but advice, turn your weakness, no work experience, into an advantage. No work experience means you don't have any patterns, you've never been taught a specific way to do something that might be different from the place you're applying. It's easier to write on a blank piece of paper than to erase one with marks and then write on it.
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 3:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[AM]HackØtaku wrote:
No templates, but advice, turn your weakness, no work experience, into an advantage. No work experience means you don't have any patterns, you've never been taught a specific way to do something that might be different from the place you're applying. It's easier to write on a blank piece of paper than to erase one with marks and then write on it.
or you could just lie...
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Giant thing that got ripped off by a dog when I was a child wrote:
[AM]HackØtaku wrote:
No templates, but advice, turn your weakness, no work experience, into an advantage. No work experience means you don't have any patterns, you've never been taught a specific way to do something that might be different from the place you're applying. It's easier to write on a blank piece of paper than to erase one with marks and then write on it.
or you could just lie...
Yeah, lie, because I forgot employers are idiots who trust every word on every application, you're so sly.
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 3:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Giant thing that got ripped off by a dog when I was a child wrote:
[AM]HackØtaku wrote:
No templates, but advice, turn your weakness, no work experience, into an advantage. No work experience means you don't have any patterns, you've never been taught a specific way to do something that might be different from the place you're applying. It's easier to write on a blank piece of paper than to erase one with marks and then write on it.
or you could just lie...

Because them finding out you lied on your resume is much better than no work experience, right?
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[SSCA]Nevergreen wrote:
My Giant thing that got ripped off by a dog when I was a child wrote:
[AM]HackØtaku wrote:
No templates, but advice, turn your weakness, no work experience, into an advantage. No work experience means you don't have any patterns, you've never been taught a specific way to do something that might be different from the place you're applying. It's easier to write on a blank piece of paper than to erase one with marks and then write on it.
or you could just lie...

Because them finding out you lied on your resume is much better than no work experience, right?
yes
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear [employer name hurr],

I want to work at your store or whatever the fuck company you're having.

Experiences:
Doctor, lawyer, teacher and top athlete.

Friendly greetings,
Hitler
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Benji wrote:
Dear [employer name hurr],

I want to work at your store or whatever the fuck company you're having.

Experiences:
Doctor, lawyer, teacher and top athlete.

Friendly greetings,
My Giant thing that got ripped off by a dog when I was a child
that's going to work.
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Giant thing that got ripped off by a dog when I was a child wrote:
Benji wrote:
Dear [employer name hurr],

I want to work at your store or whatever the fuck company you're having.

Experiences:
Doctor, lawyer, teacher and top athlete.

Friendly greetings,
My Giant thing that got ripped off by a dog when I was a child
that's going to work.

Nah bro, they would have spotted the readername.

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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trucido wrote:
My Giant thing that got ripped off by a dog when I was a child wrote:
Benji wrote:
Dear [employer name hurr],

I want to work at your store or whatever the fuck company you're having.

Experiences:
Doctor, lawyer, teacher and top athlete.

Friendly greetings,
My Giant thing that got ripped off by a dog when I was a child
that's going to work.

Nah bro, they would have spotted the readername.
that would be epic.
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the best way to do it is to be your self and show your eagerness.
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're just gonna have to go by your school grades, which I hope are good. It's okay you have no work experience because you're sort of young. But it is worth it to instead put the emphasis on soft skills then. Like how good you are at communicating, working in a team, etc. So then under work experience, you would then put projects that you've done. Don't put tiny ones. Say ummm you won a school competition and you led your team to compete in a larger one. That would demonstrate leadership skills. You wanna be smart how you put them down though. You shouldn't have to tell them what you are good at, they should be able to extract that from what you have written.

Don't lie. Your lack of experience is fine for your age. Just focus on other things that you are good at. If they are looking for an employee of your age, they're probably looking mostly for enthusiasm, that you're hardworking and gets on well with other people. Depending what you're applying for, perhaps they're looking for someone with potential in that area. Dunno what you're applying for.
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 7:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trucido wrote:
My Giant thing that got ripped off by a dog when I was a child wrote:
Benji wrote:
Dear [employer name hurr],

I want to work at your store or whatever the fuck company you're having.

Experiences:
Doctor, lawyer, teacher and top athlete.

Friendly greetings,
My Giant thing that got ripped off by a dog when I was a child
that's going to work.

Nah bro, they would have spotted the readername.
No way man, thats fucking too pro to spot.
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try to get references like a teacher if you have no past employers.
or if you ever helped out somewhere get them to be a reference
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 9:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Inject the employer with pills. Then rape him or her.
They'll be to happy, they'll give you a job.
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