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[fele]

I just had a dream about Yui last night.

I was in her house, her parents went to Germany for the 5th time and Ui was over in Azusa's house, probably masturbating together, typical slumber party stuff.

Me and Yui were watching PeeWee Herman, did you know that Norio Wakamoto dubbed him in Japanese? shit was awesome. Anyways, we were sitting down, she started snuggling into me, it felt nice, really soft, totally the opposite of the condition that my dick was in (Really fucking hard in case you're slow), thankfully she didn't notice, I'm a ninja when it comes to being aroused.

So, somehow she ended on top of me, and we started making out to the sounds of Norio Wakamoto being PeeWee. I grabbed her ass, shit was so soft, not that she pooped herself or anything... I swear that she can wipe herself just fine. She asks to see my penis, understandable, I complied knowing that I'd get to check out her ass (which has no shit stains) and tits after I show her my dong.

"HAHAHAHAHA IT'S SOO SMALL, IT'S LIKE A CLITTYWITTY HAHAHAHAHA"

The sounds of her insulting, yet moe laughter pierced my ears. I was pissed, I was embarrassed, I mad. I couldn't take it anymore, I punched her right in the face, she hit the ground with a hard thud, she looked up at my sheepishly, crying "I-I'm s-sorry, I-I didn't m-me-"

SUDDENLY, Mexican gangsters kicked in my door looking for my stash of heroin. They opened fire with automatic weapons, Yui was killed in the crossfire. I said FUCK YOU MEXICANS and did a backflip and pulled my out M4 Grenade launcher laser pointer thermonuclear knife assault rifle and KILLED THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS. All Mexicans were wiped off the planet.