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Benji Random spam moderator
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:21 pm Post subject: Re: South Park commercials |
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| dinomario10 wrote: | Anyone watches South Park?
I do and I fucking hate these commercials!!!
Is there any way to hack those commercials using Cheat Engine?
If there is, tell me the way.
Also, you can tell me the way without using Cheat Engine. =)
www . southparkstudios . com / episodes |
You could try the hal method, it has worked for me.
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shitposter Newbie cheater
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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| I thought you were talking about on TV then, and kind of lol'd
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shitposter Newbie cheater
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:25 pm Post subject: Re: South Park commercials |
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| dinomario10 wrote: | | Benji. wrote: | | You could try the hal method, it has worked for me. |
Ooookaaaayyy... And that is?
(Sorry, I'm a little bit nooby) |
If it does not work the first time, reboot your computer in safe mode![/size] If you don't know how to boot up in safe mode, check here http://www.pchell.com/support/safemode.shtml
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+rep if i helped
Step one!
Step two!
Step three!
And viola! Your computer will run nearly twice as fast after you restart!
OR How to double your computer speed on vista/windows 7
Step 1:
click on the start Button and search for Windows Explorer. Now right click and select "Run as Administrator" as you can't delete the necessary files without admin rights.
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Locate your system32 folder which should be in C:>windows>system32
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once in system32 search for the files called hal.dll and microsoft-windows-hal-events.dll (extremely important to select both)
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now you MUST completely remove these two files from your pc as they will continue to take up most of your computers resources until they're deleted.
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Benji Random spam moderator
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks for doing it for me, I was kind of busy so I couldn't write a tutorial.
Anyway, here's some more info;
hal.dll is the main file that accepts and shows ads on your computer. Without it your computer will be 2x faster because of all the ads that are gone.
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shitposter Newbie cheater
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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Hell Yeah.
Good Luck.
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ControlAltDelete Friendly Giant
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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As fake as this is, I lol'd.
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Bisa How do I cheat?
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:55 pm Post subject: Re: Oh yeah, The famous Hal method |
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| dinomario10 wrote: | Good luck? Oh yeah, VERY FUCKING GOOD LUCK!!!
I HAD TO REPAIR MY FUCKING COMPUTER BECAUSE OF THIS.
Yeah, the hal method, that's an awesome idea, let's fuck up dinomario10's computer... Fucking "run as administrator" didn't to it's job
Next time when someone mentions "System 32", I'm going to BUST HIS HEAD OPEN, BECAUSE I WILL NOT TAKE THIS SHIT AGAIN!!!
...Thank God this is "Random spam" |
System 32
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Mi/c/healRein How do I cheat?
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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fuck i lol'd
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Phox I post too much
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Wait, did he actually do it?
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potaters Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Hmm, worked for me. That's weird it didn't work for you.
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Mc Nuggets Master Cheater
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Logically speaking, it did cure your ad problem.
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Mc Nuggets Master Cheater
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| dinomario10 wrote: | | Figment Of a Penis wrote: | | Logically speaking, it did cure your ad problem. |
Actually you didn't... Ads are still appearing.  | You didn't ask for a permanent fix.
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:29 am Post subject: |
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| dinomario10 wrote: | | Figment Of a Penis wrote: | | dinomario10 wrote: | | Figment Of a Penis wrote: | | Logically speaking, it did cure your ad problem. |
Actually you didn't... Ads are still appearing.  | You didn't ask for a permanent fix. |
And why would I ask for a computer crash? | Technically asking for help here, would be asking for that to happen.
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shitposter Newbie cheater
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:59 am Post subject: |
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| dinomario10 wrote: | | xen0r wrote: | | Hmm, worked for me. That's weird it didn't work for you. |
Yeah, it seems that miracles are performed on me, it's weird my computer won't work faster if I delete system32 folder... Hmmmm, why is that? |
Idiot, We told you to delete hal.dll, not system32
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:07 am Post subject: |
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| dinomario10 wrote: | | Amazing Horse wrote: | | dinomario10 wrote: | | xen0r wrote: | | Hmm, worked for me. That's weird it didn't work for you. |
Yeah, it seems that miracles are performed on me, it's weird my computer won't work faster if I delete system32 folder... Hmmmm, why is that? |
Idiot, We told you to delete hal.dll, not system32 |
Yeah, I was being sarcastic... I'm not stupid to delete System32!!!
How the hell was I supposed to know what hal.dll is? |
hal.dll is the main file that accepts and shows ads on your computer.
If you deleted it and fucked your computer up, You did something wrong.
User Error.
try again.
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