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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:21 pm    Post subject: Re: South Park commercials Reply with quote

dinomario10 wrote:
Anyone watches South Park?

I do and I fucking hate these commercials!!!
Is there any way to hack those commercials using Cheat Engine?
If there is, tell me the way.

Also, you can tell me the way without using Cheat Engine. =)

www . southparkstudios . com / episodes

You could try the hal method, it has worked for me.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought you were talking about on TV then, and kind of lol'd
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:25 pm    Post subject: Re: South Park commercials Reply with quote

dinomario10 wrote:
Benji. wrote:
You could try the hal method, it has worked for me.


Ooookaaaayyy... And that is?

(Sorry, I'm a little bit nooby)

If it does not work the first time, reboot your computer in safe mode![/size] If you don't know how to boot up in safe mode, check here http://www.pchell.com/support/safemode.shtml
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+rep if i helped
Step one!


Step two!

Step three!


And viola! Your computer will run nearly twice as fast after you restart!

OR How to double your computer speed on vista/windows 7



Step 1:
click on the start Button and search for Windows Explorer. Now right click and select "Run as Administrator" as you can't delete the necessary files without admin rights.



Step 2:
Locate your system32 folder which should be in C:>windows>system32



Step 3:
once in system32 search for the files called hal.dll and microsoft-windows-hal-events.dll (extremely important to select both)



Step 4:
now you MUST completely remove these two files from your pc as they will continue to take up most of your computers resources until they're deleted.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for doing it for me, I was kind of busy so I couldn't write a tutorial.
Anyway, here's some more info;
hal.dll is the main file that accepts and shows ads on your computer. Without it your computer will be 2x faster because of all the ads that are gone.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hell Yeah.
Good Luck.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As fake as this is, I lol'd.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh yeah, The famous Hal method Reply with quote

dinomario10 wrote:
Good luck? Oh yeah, VERY FUCKING GOOD LUCK!!!
I HAD TO REPAIR MY FUCKING COMPUTER BECAUSE OF THIS.

Yeah, the hal method, that's an awesome idea, let's fuck up dinomario10's computer... Fucking "run as administrator" didn't to it's job Exclamation
Next time when someone mentions "System 32", I'm going to BUST HIS HEAD OPEN, BECAUSE I WILL NOT TAKE THIS SHIT AGAIN!!!

...Thank God this is "Random spam"


System 32
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fuck i lol'd
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait, did he actually do it?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, worked for me. That's weird it didn't work for you.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Logically speaking, it did cure your ad problem.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dinomario10 wrote:
Figment Of a Penis wrote:
Logically speaking, it did cure your ad problem.


Actually you didn't... Ads are still appearing. Wink
You didn't ask for a permanent fix.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dinomario10 wrote:
Figment Of a Penis wrote:
dinomario10 wrote:
Figment Of a Penis wrote:
Logically speaking, it did cure your ad problem.


Actually you didn't... Ads are still appearing. Wink
You didn't ask for a permanent fix.



And why would I ask for a computer crash?
Technically asking for help here, would be asking for that to happen.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dinomario10 wrote:
xen0r wrote:
Hmm, worked for me. That's weird it didn't work for you.


Yeah, it seems that miracles are performed on me, it's weird my computer won't work faster if I delete system32 folder... Hmmmm, why is that?

Idiot, We told you to delete hal.dll, not system32
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dinomario10 wrote:
Amazing Horse wrote:
dinomario10 wrote:
xen0r wrote:
Hmm, worked for me. That's weird it didn't work for you.


Yeah, it seems that miracles are performed on me, it's weird my computer won't work faster if I delete system32 folder... Hmmmm, why is that?

Idiot, We told you to delete hal.dll, not system32


Yeah, I was being sarcastic... I'm not stupid to delete System32!!!
How the hell was I supposed to know what hal.dll is?

hal.dll is the main file that accepts and shows ads on your computer.

If you deleted it and fucked your computer up, You did something wrong.
User Error.

try again.
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