Cheat Engine

[Oblivious]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Internet sex.
You: Now.
Stranger: I like to be tied up
You: I like it as well.
You: However, how will we engage in intercourse while both entangled.
You: A dilemna.
You: I cast Summoner Spell Cleanse.
You: (It removes all debuffs.)
You: It removes my ropes, as well as my AIDS.
You: Your turn.
You: Roll for initiative.
Stranger: Um... I especially like being gagged?
You: Acceptable.
You: I cast Choke.
You: 5 damage points.
You: You faint.
You: I sex your dead body.
You: Humiliation.
You: Your k/d ratio is pretty low bro, should try to raise it.
Stranger: Hey I'm horny, so I'm going to find someone else. Sorry, thanks though.
You: Humiliation.
You: Being horny on the internet.
You: Double humiliation.
Stranger: Hey, what else is it good for, you know?
You: This.