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redslothx
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 Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:55 am Post subject: Twilight question regarding sex |
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so edward's a vegetarian vampire who only hunts animals and not humans to drink their blood cuz he doesn't like to drink human blood. Then he doesn't want to have sex with bella cuz he's afraid to kill her.
with these two ideas combined, could it be safe to say that he hasn't had sex in like decades cuz he's afraid to kill while having sex o.o?
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| Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:56 am Post subject: |
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redslothx
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that too
he has a penis.
he managed to get bella pregnant, so why can't Rosaline get pregnant? It's obvious that their sex cells are still active o.o
hell, why can't she get pregnant from a human dude? shouldn't be that hard to get fucked from the way she's described.
and then theres jacob o.o
if he has sex with renesme(when she gets older) wouldn't the kids come out as some freak show dog with fangs? and if they're part of the vegetarian family, wouldn't the kid die of hunger or something cuz it cant eat meat? ;-;?
also, shouldn't bella have died while carrying renesme? vampires in twilight are supposed to be radioactive poison fairies or something, renesme's poisonous radioactive body should have killed bella from the start.
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| Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:09 am Post subject: |
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| Space Cowboy wrote: | that too
he has a penis.
he managed to get bella pregnant, so why can't Rosaline get pregnant? It's obvious that their sex cells are still active o.o
hell, why can't she get pregnant from a human dude? shouldn't be that hard to get fucked from the way she's described.
and then theres jacob o.o
if he has sex with renesme(when she gets older) wouldn't the kids come out as some freak show dog with fangs? and if they're part of the vegetarian family, wouldn't the kid die of hunger or something cuz it cant eat meat? ;-;?
also, shouldn't bella have died while carrying renesme? vampires in twilight are supposed to be radioactive poison fairies or something, renesme's poisonous radioactive body should have killed bella from the start. |
Ok, im going to sounds like a fag, but those questions are all answered in the books.
| Quote: | | could it be safe to say that he hasn't had sex in like decades cuz he's afraid to kill while having sex o.o? |
Yes, He doesnt want to have sex with bella untill she is a vamp, but she makes him.
He hurts her in the act and doesnt want to do it again, but she is a slut and wants more.
| Quote: | | he managed to get bella pregnant, so why can't Rosaline get pregnant? |
Because when they become a vamp their 'lady cycles' freeze. So Rosaline stops producing eggs, where as bella was still human. (Doesnt explain what would happen if they turned to a vamp on their period - PMS+Superhuman power, oh fuck no.
| Quote: | | if he has sex with renesme(when she gets older) wouldn't the kids come out as some freak show dog with fangs? and if they're part of the vegetarian family, wouldn't the kid die of hunger or something cuz it cant eat meat? ;-;? |
Vege in twilight means they dont eat humans, the child if it was a dog/vamp/human hybrid then it could still eat other animals.
Twlight doesnt actually say if the girl would even be able of having kids (See above.)
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| Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:17 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | PSM+Superhuman power, oh fuck no. |
Fucking lol.
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| Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:41 am Post subject: |
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Oh fail, I meant PMS.
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