Cheat Engine

[Fafaffy]

Here are some jokes for you:

1.
Whats the difference between my homework and your mom?
My homework doesnt get done every night.

2.
Your mom is just like McDonalds, over 1 billion people served.

3.
If someone is talking too much ask them: "Is my pants zipper down?" When they say no, tell them "Then why is your mouth open?"

4.
The last thing i want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list...

5.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong
A tax is a fine for doing well.
Your fucked Either Way.

6.
The best pickup line: Fuck me if i'm wrong, but you wanna kiss me.

7.
Girls are a lot like square roots. If they're under 16, do them in your head.

8.
Sex is evil, evil is a sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it back in.

9.
Teachers call it cheating.... We call it team work.

10.
Yo momma so ugly when she looked at the mirror it said viewer discretion is advised.

[Jefre.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Antagonist]

I lol'd at some of them.

[[SPW]Killamoocow]

[elpacco]

[[SWED] Faust]

6 i have used before... and 7 is a good philosophy