redslothx Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:04 am Post subject: A story worth telling. ( '-')^ |
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So it's its 9AM and I hear a knock on my front door. Knowing what and who it could possibly be, I leave aside my delicious homemade pancake breakfast and dash towards my door. The world seemed to have stopped. A truck was blocking my drive way. It was a true work of art - white, rectangular, and with big bold letters that read: 'FedEx'
To explain the magnitude of the paralysis that fell upon me, I would need to say that I was speechless.
"Vince Redding?" A man says.
Slowly, I look towards the side of my door. He wore a dark shirt decorated with blue, short sleeves and a 'FedEx' logo where his heart should be. In his hands was a white FedEx box.
Once more, I was speechless.
This messenger of the gods begins to speak. "Wanna know how I got this box? My father, was a delivery man... and a business man. And one night, he gives out orders stricterrrrrr than usual. Mommy gets the packaging line to defend career. He doesn't like that. Not... one... bit. So, me watching, he takes a box to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?". Comes at me with the box, "Why so serious?!". Sticks the box in my hands, "Let's put a smile on that costumer's face." Aaaaand, why so serious?" *Hands box containing Bioshock 2 Special Edition to me*
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh emmmmmmmmmmmm geeeeeeeeeeeee
i feel like a horny school girl on crack @_________@
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