Cheat Engine

[Baron von Munchausen]

I know it's old news but it's still hilarious.
Every room you enter when the person says hi tell them to shut up in the rudest manner possible
Result A
Funny
Result B
They leave


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: OH GOD CAN YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?
Stranger: what is your name??
You: JESUS CHRIST I CAN SMELL YOUR ASS THROUGH MY MONITOR
You: HOLY FUCK TAKE A SHOWER
You: FATASS
Stranger: m/f??
You: DOES IT SOUND LIKE IM FUCKING FEMALE?
You: HOLY SHIT NOBODY IS THIS FAT AND RETARDED
Stranger: hmmm
You: OH GOD CAN YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?
You: SERIOUSLY?
Stranger: age??
Stranger: yes
You: I DOUBT IT
Stranger: from??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello. I am a girl And I am fourteen. And I have zero interest in textual copulation over the internet.
You: OH GOD CAN YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?
Stranger: You are dismissed.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.