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Sephiron
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 Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:07 pm Post subject: Just had a christain ragewar with my sister |
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I completely proved her wrong, about god and such, and then she suddenly brings up a random thing about "crying icons", so i looked it up and explained to her what condensation is, and she fucking freaked the hell out, kept saying I'm not a Christian, and i got really pissed after a while and told her to shut the fuck up, so she called my dad and said that i "cussed her out, and cussed out god, and he's trying to change my faith!" and i explained to my dad that god can't make paintings cry and shit, and he believed me, and then he said that he would hate it if i went to "hell", and now my sister's going to go around and tell everyone that I'm an atheist, and my parents are going to kick me out.
I know It's not cool or anything, but I've got a confession. I've been contemplating suicide for 6 years now, attempting to hang myself with NES controllers, and now i actually think I'm going to do it.
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cryomacrayon
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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i hope this is a troll, cool story bro
if not... =/ |
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Sephiron
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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| I Wumbo, You Wumbo wrote: | i hope this is a troll, cool story bro
if not... =/ |
It's not...
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| Nirojan wrote: | | picked up 1,.5 g and them budduty picled up quarter o today we blase all of |
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cryomacrayon
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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NES controllers aren't log enough =/
why you kill your self? dont do eet |
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M.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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I see you trollin'
The hanging yourself with a controller part killed it. |
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Phox
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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| How do you hang yourself with an nes controller? |
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redslothx
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Phox wrote: | | How do you hang yourself with an nes controller? |
You tie one end to a high raised pole and then another end around your neck then jump from a raised surface.
It's stupid, and he will look like a retarded fish out of water for a good couple of minutes. He will die a slow, painful death in which he will try to break free of the stupidity he brought onto himself. But given that it's a mere plastic cable, and given the shortness of the string, i would have to say that the cable would either snap, or unloosen itself. After this even happens, he will fall to the floor gasping for air, and for the next couple of days, he will have a painful bruise around his neck. When his friends, family, or random strangers ask, then answer of having tried to suicide with an NES controlled will have them rolling over with laughter.
Or.....
this suicide thing is just an attempt to get mommy and daddy to not kick him out. |
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HackOtaku
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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| tl;dr you watch the guild. |
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Xanatos
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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| HackOtaku. wrote: | | tl;dr you watch the guild. |
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Sephiron
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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What. No, It's not a troll. My bedroom isn't high enough to jump off of an elevated surface, so what i did was, i made a noose out of the cord part, weaved the controller through, put my neck in the hole, and sort of fell off of my bed, pushing my neck as hard as i could towards the ground.
My head gets really light, and i can't move for a little, i want to pull my head out, but i just can't (I can barely move), i just sit there staring at the ground until i can just fucking move my arms to pull myself out of the noose.
It's not a very fun thing to do.
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Benji
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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ITT:
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:35 pm Post subject: Re: Just had a christain ragewar with my sister |
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| Sephiron wrote: | I completely proved her wrong, about god and such, and then she suddenly brings up a random thing about "crying icons", so i looked it up and explained to her what condensation is, and she fucking freaked the hell out, kept saying I'm not a Christian, and i got really pissed after a while and told her to shut the fuck up, so she called my dad and said that i "cussed her out, and cussed out god, and he's trying to change my faith!" and i explained to my dad that god can't make paintings cry and shit, and he believed me, and then he said that he would hate it if i went to "hell", and now my sister's going to go around and tell everyone that I'm an atheist, and my parents are going to kick me out.
I know It's not cool or anything, but I've got a confession. I've been contemplating suicide for 6 years now, attempting to hang myself with NES controllers, and now i actually think I'm going to do it. |
Since when has being an Atheist been a bad thing? T.T
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Sephiron
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:39 pm Post subject: Re: Just had a christain ragewar with my sister |
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| Treekodar wrote: | | Sephiron wrote: | I completely proved her wrong, about god and such, and then she suddenly brings up a random thing about "crying icons", so i looked it up and explained to her what condensation is, and she fucking freaked the hell out, kept saying I'm not a Christian, and i got really pissed after a while and told her to shut the fuck up, so she called my dad and said that i "cussed her out, and cussed out god, and he's trying to change my faith!" and i explained to my dad that god can't make paintings cry and shit, and he believed me, and then he said that he would hate it if i went to "hell", and now my sister's going to go around and tell everyone that I'm an atheist, and my parents are going to kick me out.
I know It's not cool or anything, but I've got a confession. I've been contemplating suicide for 6 years now, attempting to hang myself with NES controllers, and now i actually think I'm going to do it. |
Since when has being an Atheist been a bad thing? T.T |
My parents think I'm an ultra christian, defending the whole fucking world from atheist satan, driving a 16'truck or some gay shit.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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Christian Side Hug~
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| Watch Hiroshi get banned for posting pure crap. |
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