kosmas
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 Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:04 pm Post subject: That was pretty fun. |
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| Quote: | You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY
You: WANT TO PLAY A GAME? :DDD
Stranger: hey
You: Ok
You: You wake up in a small house
You: You are the only one in the house
You: what do you do?
Stranger: is it called tits or gtfo? I like that one
Stranger: fuck my hand then sleep
You: You wake up.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: fuck my hand then sleep
Stranger: XD
You: You wake up again.
You: You aren't tired anymore.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: fuck my hand then go make a yummy grilled cheese
You: You went left
You: Smart idea.
You: You are in the kitchen
You: you find a knife
You: You have: 1 knife.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: no shit
Stranger: cheese is hard to cut w/o a knife
Stranger: i fuckin cut cheese ( and not in the fart way)
You: You have: 1 grilled cheese sammich.
You: and 1 knife.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: stab the sammich into two triangles with the knife, then eat the sammich
You: You eat the sammich
You: You recover 15 hp.
You: You have: 1 knife.
You: What do you do?
You: PSST, TRY TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.
Stranger: but the house is badass. I decided to make the house my own and therefore go around to every room fucking my hand.
You: You fuck your hand.
You: Your hand is full of semen.
You: You have: Semen and 1 knife.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: booby trap the toliet seat with the semen so some unfortunate soul will sit down and be bum-cum'd
You: You booby trap the toilet.
You: You have: 1 knife.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: find a shower, take one.
You: You take a shower.
You: A farmer breaks in the house.
You: He has a pitchfork
You: What do you do?
Stranger: you show him your "pitchfork", he's homophobic, so he drops the pitchfork and runs away
You: You have: 1 Knife, 1 pitchfork
You: what do you do?
Stranger: go to the living room, turn the radio on to static noises and pretend to be a tribesman (dancing around wildly with a pitchfork and knife)
You: You pretend to be a tribesman
You: Taylor Swift walks in the house.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: you make her your bitch (oh she likes it  ) you then proceed to fuck her
You: Your immense pitchfork killed her.
You: You have
You: 1 taylor swift
You: 1 knife
You: What do you do?
Stranger: damn that sucks XD game malfunction
You: Oh, and 1 pitchfork.
You: HOW ABOUT YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE.
Stranger: I put dead taylor in the bathtub and then go to the living room to turn on the radio. I mourn quietly to the western channel. Abrief thought flashes through my mind, but since i have dead taylor, grilled cheese, and weapons, i see no need to leave.
You: 2 cops walk in this house.
You: They want to search your house.
You: What do you do?
You: You have: 1 dead taylor, 1 knife, 1 pitchfork.
You: TYPE FASTER.
You: D:<
Stranger: you convince them to have super tasty grilled cheese sandwhiches with you first ( this aint doughnut country) unfortunately they just couldnt hold the rat poision. you dress up in one of there uniforms pack up there ID and weapons. then shove them in the pantry
You: You receive a phone call.
You: It's the polices wife.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: answer the phone, talk dirty, aske her to make a "foot pussy"
You: She starts flirting with you.
You: You go to her house.
You: She opens the door
You: She is wearing nothing.
You: What do you do/
You: ?
Stranger: have kinky police-man sex with her
You: You killed her.
You: You look around the house
You: and find a stash of money
You: There must be atleast 10 grand in here!
You: What do you do?
Stranger: you move poor policemanwomanwife to the bathtub. turn on the radio, mourn to murder mystery drama. Pocket a grand then lay the rest out on the bed. roll in teh money bed.
You: After rolling in the money bed, you go home.
You: It's nearing 2 am.
You: You come home to see your house has been raided by trolls.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: wave to them, tell them where you spotted teh booze, then agree with them that youll stay in the treefort out back
You: You are in the treefort in the back with about a dozen trolls.
You: You're bored.
You: What do you do.
Stranger: suggest you all create a "shadow puppet play" drunk trolls dig shadow puppet plays
You: It's still 2 am, there is no sun.
You: The trolls are mad.
Stranger: take em out to the strip club, if they get really angry theyll beat out the dancers. pay with the grand you pocketed.
You: The trolls are happy again.
You: While beating the dancers, you escape.
You: You don't feel too well.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: go back to policemanwomanwife's house and pocke another two grand. Go to the drugstore, but some pepto bismol. then go eat some mc.donalds while singing the pepto bismol song.
Stranger: *buy
You: You sing the pepto bismol song at McDonalds.
You: A cashier calls the police on you.
You: You run away with your mcdonalds.
You: You have: 1 knife, 1 mcdonalds
You: What do you do?
Stranger: go to a gas station and get the keys for the econo size washroom. hide the knife in the back tank thinger of the toilet. prop the door open wait for the policemen. when they arrive, seduce them and have a kinky orgy (they orgasm so much they dont care wtf you actually are)
You: You have a kinky orgy with the police.
You: You all wash up and get back dressed.
You: The police get to their senses.
You: They arrest you.
You: You are in Jail.
You: You have: 1 knife.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: start reading. the bible is long. but if you want to look reformed, saying you found god is a not bad idea.
You: You finished the bible.
You: You got a new cellmate today
You: His name is Rick.
You: You show him the bible.
You: He's atheist.
You: He rips up the bible and throws you into the wall.
You: What do you do?
You: You have: 1 knife, 1 ripped bible.
Stranger: tell him to chill out and that he ruined a book that could have given a guard a papercut (which would distract him long enough for the two of you to escape. he realises your vaild point and you go together to the computer room for some chill time. you find you both like porn and he found your rick roll that you played on him hilarious
You: You print out a picture of Rick Astley.
You: You give the guard a papercut.
You: You escape the cell.
You: Rick moves in with you.
You: You two have sex all night long.
You: You wake up, Rick is next to you in bed.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: tell him you think you may be pregnant with his buttbaby, and that youd really like to eat a grilled cheese atm.
You: He runs away in fear of you being pregnant.
You: He doesn't want to take care of the baby.
You: You are sad.
You: You're watching Korean Dramas while eating ice cream.
You: Just then
You: Someone knocks on the door
You: You open to door
You: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You: A RAPTOR.
You: What do you do?
You: You have: 1 knife, 1 pitchfork, 1 dead taylor swift.
Stranger: Speak kindly to him whislt gracefully kneeling. Tell him that you recognize him to be raptor jesus as you are a disciple. -you bow-
You: He eats you whole.
You: Try again? Y/N
Stranger: bahaha, what if i just chilled until he pooped me out? XD but fine, ill play it your way. Y
You: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You: A RAPTOR.
You: What do you do?
You: You have: 1 knife, 1 pitchfork, 1 dead taylor swift.
Stranger: Tell him about the rad strip club you took the trolls to and give him a few hundreds. if he complains he doesnt like humans remind him that milf's and gilf's are pretty prehistoric
You: He heads down to the strip club.
You: Life is awesome.
You: What do you do?
Stranger: jack off thinking of rick. then go make/eat a grilled cheese.
You: You eat another grilled cheese sammich.
You: You recover 15 hp.
You: -a few weeks later-
You: The raptor comes over.
You: He has become the co-owner of the strip club.
You: He makes tons of money.
You: He gives you a hooker and a few grand
You: You thank him and promise you'll visit him one day.
You: :B
You: You go in the bathroom and have sex with dead taylor swift.
Stranger: ew :S
Stranger: game malfunction hcore
You: You won the game.
You: THE GAME.
Stranger: badass
Stranger: fuck you
You: :3
Stranger: fuck the game XD
Stranger: i lost
You: Mhm.
Stranger: your great XD
You: Thank you for playing.
You: c;
You: c:
Stranger: no worries? XD thanks for the amusement? XD (though i really want a grilled cheese now)
You: Go make your grilled cheese.
You: I got to do this to more people now.
You: :3
Stranger: i doesnt has teh breads XD
Stranger: but toodles
Stranger: have fun
You: Bai.
You: 
Stranger: XD |
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