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[SPW]Killamoocow Master Cheater
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:16 am Post subject: Guys, I have a question. |
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HOW THE FUCK DO I EAT A GINGER BREAD HOUSE?
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Solomon Grundy Cheater
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:17 am Post subject: |
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Live in it?
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[SPW]Killamoocow Master Cheater
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:17 am Post subject: |
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Living inside something the size of my head will help me eat it...?
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Jake! Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:18 am Post subject: |
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You...don't.
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[SPW]Killamoocow Master Cheater
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:19 am Post subject: |
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But it's made of ginger n shit. Theres also a ton of candies. Everything this house is made out if is edible. I just need a good way of eating it without breaking my jaw.
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Jake! Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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[SPW]Killamoocow wrote: | But it's made of ginger n shit. Theres also a ton of candies. Everything this house is made out if is edible. I just need a good way of eating it without breaking my jaw. |
If it looks nice, chances are they used an icing that's made to harden fast, and eating it would probably taste like poop. That's just been my experience though.
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Solomon Grundy Cheater
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:19 am Post subject: |
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Make a fucking shrink ray you lazy prick.
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[SPW]Killamoocow Master Cheater
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:20 am Post subject: |
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Fox wrote: | [SPW]Killamoocow wrote: | But it's made of ginger n shit. Theres also a ton of candies. Everything this house is made out if is edible. I just need a good way of eating it without breaking my jaw. |
If it looks nice, chances are they used an icing that's made to harden fast, and eating it would probably taste like poop. That's just been my experience though. |
and just how do I do that?
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Zohan Gayest Man Alive
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:25 am Post subject: |
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[SPW]Killamoocow wrote: | But it's made of ginger n shit. Theres also a ton of candies. Everything this house is made out if is edible. I just need a good way of eating it without breaking my jaw. |
Get a fork
Stab the house repeatedly until bits fall off
Eat bits
Repeat
????
Profit
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[SPW]Killamoocow Master Cheater
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:26 am Post subject: |
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Spy wrote: | [SPW]Killamoocow wrote: | But it's made of ginger n shit. Theres also a ton of candies. Everything this house is made out if is edible. I just need a good way of eating it without breaking my jaw. |
Get a fork
Stab the house repeatedly until bits fall off
Eat bits
Repeat
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That would work, I suppose.
I just tore a piece off the roof with my hands though. I don't think that would get me far if I lose places where I can grip though.
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Zohan Gayest Man Alive
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:26 am Post subject: |
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[SPW]Killamoocow wrote: | Spy wrote: | [SPW]Killamoocow wrote: | But it's made of ginger n shit. Theres also a ton of candies. Everything this house is made out if is edible. I just need a good way of eating it without breaking my jaw. |
Get a fork
Stab the house repeatedly until bits fall off
Eat bits
Repeat
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Profit |
That would work, I suppose.
I just tore a piece off the roof with my hands though. I don't think that would get me far if I lose places where I can grip though. |
Using your hands works too.
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:27 am Post subject: |
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Spy wrote: | [SPW]Killamoocow wrote: | But it's made of ginger n shit. Theres also a ton of candies. Everything this house is made out if is edible. I just need a good way of eating it without breaking my jaw. |
Get a fork
Stab the house repeatedly until bits fall off
Eat bits
Repeat
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Profit |
A mallet would work fine though.
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[SPW]Killamoocow Master Cheater
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:27 am Post subject: |
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man, I was hoping for a little more proper, less messy way of eating it. Now I have crumbs all over my desk/keyboard.
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Zohan Gayest Man Alive
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:29 am Post subject: |
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[SPW]Killamoocow wrote: | man, I was hoping for a little more proper, less messy way of eating it. Now I have crumbs all over my desk/keyboard. |
Some times we must sacrifice small things in life in order to enjoy.
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[SPW]Killamoocow Master Cheater
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:29 am Post subject: |
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Spy wrote: | [SPW]Killamoocow wrote: | man, I was hoping for a little more proper, less messy way of eating it. Now I have crumbs all over my desk/keyboard. |
Some times we must sacrifice small things in life in order to enjoy. |
Enjoy? This house tastes like poop!
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