Biggus Dikkus
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 Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:56 am Post subject: Nice little story. |
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| Code: | You: Hello.
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: Tell me a secret.
You: That's a hard one.
You: I have a birth-mark on my left nipple.
Stranger: Wow, thats really interesting.
Stranger: You're going to have to show me.
You: Not possible.
You: Well
You: for one secret
You: You must give me one.
You: Isn't that fair?
Stranger: Alright, thats fair.
Stranger: Let me think of a good one...
Stranger: Alright
Stranger: Got one.
Stranger: It's kind of long
Stranger: But a good story nontheless.
Stranger: So i'm at this party
Stranger: I was 16 at the time
Stranger: First like, good party
You: Uh-huh.
Stranger: So everythings chill
You: Right.
Stranger: And
Stranger: Its like
Stranger: 1-2 AM
Stranger: So most people are heading out or passed out
Stranger: I have to piss. When I drink I have to pee like, every 15 minutes.
You: Right, right
Stranger: I go up to the upstairs bathroom, totally fucking nice.
Stranger: Open it.
Stranger: Naked girl. Laying in the tub.
Stranger: Passed out.
Stranger: Like, dead drunk
You: Did you fuck her in thea ss.
You: ass*
Stranger: No, silly
Stranger: Don't get ahead of yourself
Stranger: So anyway, I poke her
Stranger: Etc
You: Alright alright.
Stranger: Slap her
Stranger: Fucking wasted
Stranger: I considered peeing on her
Stranger: But thats not classy
Stranger: So I pee'd in the toilet
Stranger: But before I leave
Stranger: Since it was a really cool party
Stranger: I decide to finish it off good.
Stranger: So I opened her mouth. Whipped out my cock. And teabagged her like it was the fucking Boston Tea Party.
Stranger: Andddd
Stranger: Fucking pulled out the Blackberry and took a picture of it.
Stranger: Her face and all
Stranger: So I pull out, and book it
Stranger: Lone behold
Stranger: 3-4 days later.
Stranger: My school has a big assembly thing about none other than DATE RAPE.
Stranger: Turns out...
Stranger: The girl I teabagged was from the other high school in town
Stranger: AND
Stranger: She was roofied.
Stranger: Raped
Stranger: And totally trashed.
You: Oh man.
Stranger: ...and I teabagged her.
You: Oh man.
You: That's good.
You: I don't think I can match up that one.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: So are you a dude or a chick or what?
Stranger: Whats the deal?
You: I'm a dude.
You: I think if I was a chick I'd had left a few minutes ago.
Stranger: ... God I should fucking ASL this shit before
Stranger: ahahhahahaha
You: Well
You: There are some girls "Girls" that would stay.
You: But....
You: Well, nice little story you got there.
You: Keep it real.
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Peace brotha
Stranger: Hey man
You: ?
Stranger: Do me a favor
Stranger: If you talk to a Vera... Lebanese chick from RIT in NY.
Stranger: Tell her Ian loves her.
You: I'll do that.
Stranger: Thanks brew |
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