Cheat Engine

[Sephiron]

I am a Hermaphrodite and was unfortunatly born with a vagina for a left eye and a penis for a nose!! i went through high school having to wear a mask and tell people it was a skin condition. The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question joe. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles located under my chin. There really is nothing like a shorn thing that got ripped off by a dog when I was a child... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[Baron von Munchausen]

Ur a dude Ima dude

[ControlAltDelete]

Question joe?

[br0l0ck]

tl;dr

[Sephiron]

[Xeleron]

[Kardi]

TL;DR

[Sephiron]

Question joe.
Lol, Question mark with a period at the end gets censored as question joe. xD

[DURAN]

[kevintjuh93]

Cool story bro

[majjikelkitty]

Sucks. (N)